Death Of A Lover

Your lover comes over to your place for the weekend. The next morning, you couldnt wake her up. She's [kicked the bucket].

What will you do?

Faint, and hopefully Join In the Death!

Why die with her when you know that if she had not died there's a strong probability that you two would have broken up eventually?

We have ladies here who have lost their husbands but survived, so if you lose a loved one who is not your husband or wife, life continues more easily. This seems to be easier for the men; even the widowed ones seem to get re-married so quickly!

The main problem in this scenario would be that the lover kicked the bucket in your arms. How do you convince her relatives and the police that you did not "poison" him/her, or that a former lover of yours did not put "mugun" on you?

Thanks for the empahasis Seun, But what would you do? Sit there and let the Police come get you?

first I will pass out and when I get up I will pas out again, on-till someone come's to see what happened

this happened in my school the girl woke up to find her boyfriend dead... he died of natural causes though but the girl was so distraught .. i didnt follow the story since i didnt know the people involved..

monister

southpark:

Faint, and hopefully Join In the Death!

Actually this is not a funny matter but I couldn't help laughing out loud when I read this...I'm still laughing.

I would say, take her one more time as long as she's still warm.....

The main problem in this scenario would be that the lover kicked the bucket in your arms. How do you convince her relatives and the police that you did not "poison" him/her, or that a former lover of yours did not put "mugun" on you?
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If her relatives are educated and the police are also sensible,they will take her body to the hospital for autopsy to confirm the cause of her death before pointing an accusing finger at you.

Trooper:

I would say, take her one more time as long as she's still warm.....

Trooper, are you nuts?

Trooper:

I would say, take her one more time as long as she's still warm.....

You've got a wicked, warped sense of humour. Let me guess, you've been in the army

@ IAH, once in a while I am......not nuts but a bit crazy

@ nferyn, yes I was, but you that already, right ?

OK folks, it was a joke, alright ?

Hang me if you want......

The main problem in this scenario would be that the lover kicked the bucket in your arms. How do you convince her relatives and the police that you did not "poison" him/her, or that a former lover of yours did not put "mugun" on you?

THIS WAS JUST TOO FUNNY!!! !!
You tell his/her parents that it was in the heat of passion and at least she dint die suffering. And about the 'mugun'- its actually magun - you do what the woman in 'Thunderbolt' did: you go to different babalawos and hope that one of them can cure you

- That is too funny.

amayna:

You tell his/her parents that it was in the heat of passion and at least she dint die suffering.

Gosh, some people are crazy! ou guys think up a lotta stuff!
I would run for my life!

Kick da bucket ko kick da bucket ni? Use dat bucket and make sure you wake ha up. bang it on ha head. haba,how can sum1 just go to somebodys house and decide to die there? abi ur house na mortuary? but layi she u know dat ure loosing sum knots? hahahahaha

kick bucket? ha mogbe will be tha first word that will come outta ma mouth..from there i'll call miya mum tell ar nad find a way of...ha i just dont know am confused,but i pray it neva happens in Nigeria cos its gonna be a murder case....

it can be really horrible when it happens like dat sometimes esp when da parents of da gal are involved n not really in favor of da relationship,but then u would have 2 be a real man n face da situation afterall it's not like u killed her or anything,but i would never run away or do anything of dat sort afterall we're just human n we do make mistakes.it would hurt 2 loose a loved one thou but i would have 2 come 2 terms wit it someday sometime

alheri:

Kick da bucket ko kick da bucket ni? Use that bucket and make sure you wake ha up. bang it on ha head. haba,how can someone just go to somebodys house and decide to die there? abi your house na mortuary? but layi she u know that ure loosing sum knots? hahahahaha

The funniest guy on nairaland. You are my Hero!

HEY southpark, ive not done a sex change oh!so, am still a female for naw! thanks for the compliment though.

Hehehehe! You still are her hero!

i doubt this would be a time of being a "real" man or woman. Most people will undergo some emotional trauma that will require counseling.

Trau what? What obtains mostly in Nigeria is, if anyone is unlucky to have that kinda thing happen to him/her, woe unto him/her if they are not on good terms with the persons relatives!
Most people will think you have used juju on the person and the next thing you'll know is your story will be on NTA Newsline and Nkombe.(hopoe I got that right!)

wake up in the morning and find him dead? yee kpa!which kind wahala be that oh!
Hmm, that will be hard to explain to his relatives and mine but at that point i'll definately call up a friend who will help me out cos i wouldn't be able to do it on my own. but may God forbid that such a thing ever happens!

it's not ya fult,but people will just take it some kinda way outside
they'll say u killed him,becos u wanted his money bla bla bla

some people who dont know the story they will carry other ways outside for u to look bad

My #350 OKPlast bucket? Gaskiya I'll make her pay for it. Nonsense.

Walahi dead man will wake dead woman. Professor Peller will have to come from his grave to perform the magic . She must wake by force. Ah ah which kain 'yaponyanrin' scene be that.

@Topic
Call 911 or if i'm in Naija, Put her in the car and straight to the hospital. I hope never to experience such thing. It will be horrible !

oro buruku toun terin boy, I no no wetin I go do o!

How can u be that lazy.why didnt u keep the bucket in safe place ur girl wokeup and kicks it how æ u sure she didnt hit her head badly,nw shes dead u want to run. . . .shame on u .

My only option is 2 join in the race. I will kill myself n make sure i lie bside her.

holy shit!

immediately start binding and loosing.casting and leashing all strongholds. lol

seriously, call up my lawyer then call up the police and hope like hell someone ever came accross autopsy in his dic else am in real wet-red-clay.in naija?i dare not call the cops or i just called my corpse.

come o,u b mallam? banged her all night n now she died outta exhaustion uh? cane am to death,abi? cane am back 2life now. monkie