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Pilot Wahala by chukwurah12345(m): 2:57pm On Nov 26, 2015
A man and his wife were traveling to Italy by air,
as they were at the peak of the journey, the pilot
announced that: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are
sorry to announce that one of the engines has
stopped working while the remaining one is not
functioning as required therefore, we may crash in
a few minutes from now. We advise that everyone
should reconcile with God and settle every issues
that need to be settled.”
At that point, Mr. Manji touched his wife Ellista
and said “Honey, please forgive me ooooo, your
sister Simi that stays with us is my sex machine,
we had several abortions she has even planned to
poison you on our returned from Italy so that the
both of us will elope for the U.S.A please find a
place in heart to forgive me. She responded “No
problem dear” She continue, “since it’s a
confession moment, let me also confess. Please
you must also forgive me oooo, John and Esther
among our three children are not your biological
children. Your biological child is Victoria the rest
belong to Eti Your best friend. You also remember
you were robbed by arm robbers last year?” He
answered “Yes I remember” she continues “I
actually set you up by some gangs who robbed
you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend
Albrass’ tuition fee. He got admission in Oxford
University in England. Even now as we are
talking, I have arranged for your death through
hired assassins on our return.” Mr. manji
responded “no problem I have forgiven you.”
Meanwhile as the confessions were going on, the
pilot announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, is
like you people are powerful men/women of faith
because, God has answered your prayers, the two
engines are perfectly ok and we are sure of safe
landing”
At that point, the whole passengers became mute
instead of celebrating the good news. One of the
passengers shouted “Pilot, Pilot, this plane must
crash ooooooo or we will crash the plane”
everybody echoed “YES oooooooo”

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Re: Pilot Wahala by Otenzy(m): 3:04pm On Nov 26, 2015
My head ooo grin, this is hilarious indeed

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