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Please What Should I Tell My Mum Right Now? by Lautechgossip(m): 5:30pm On Nov 26, 2015
My mum joined facebook last week and this evening she started complaining to me, she said:

''Wizzy this facebook registration dey chop money oh" "mummy I no understand... how?" I asked.

She sighed and said: "Since wey I tell your sister to register me for facebook, na so-so money I dey spend" I was confused, I didn't understand what
my mum was talking about.

But after a while I got a clue and then asked: "Oh ok,mummy na MB dey
chop your money?". She raised eye brows and said: "ah which one be MB na? I hope say I no go pay for that one again oh, because I don pay 8k for chatting permit, 10k for friend request fee, 3k for
posting fee, 6k for profile picture permit and this evening again,your sister don talk say facebook say make I bring 5k for international facebook passport.

I don tire, na so una dey spend money
for this thing?". Please what should I tell my mum right now?

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Re: Please What Should I Tell My Mum Right Now? by Lucialovely(f): 5:33pm On Nov 26, 2015
grin wink grin grin. Dis Op is lying in state
Re: Please What Should I Tell My Mum Right Now? by Mrbigman1(m): 5:47pm On Nov 26, 2015
Tell her to give u 10k for idea permit
Re: Please What Should I Tell My Mum Right Now? by pet4ril(f): 5:53pm On Nov 26, 2015
Lolzz abeg no spoil your sister show oooo

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