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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Wendyslim(f): 11:18am On Nov 28, 2015
Haa haaa. No worry dir own cloth fit be ur bedsheets.
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by ichommy(m): 11:19am On Nov 28, 2015
grin
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by cruzita(f): 11:19am On Nov 28, 2015
chai very awkward
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by megawax8: 11:19am On Nov 28, 2015
This is on FP again??
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by ennysongs(m): 11:19am On Nov 28, 2015
If u are asked, tell them you dress to match na
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by bilo1(m): 11:21am On Nov 28, 2015
Lol
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by kenoz(m): 11:21am On Nov 28, 2015
grin
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 11:21am On Nov 28, 2015
halfrica:

Yes i are tongue
Any problem??
So i shd b dressin like deir curtin every time abi
Killed
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by xp17(m): 11:22am On Nov 28, 2015
yungbillionaire:
dis reminds me of wen a friend came bragging about dis nice and expensive shirt he bought and how i wudnt undastand cuz me now proudly okrika i dey wear...d day he finally wore it out was one of d worst days of his life cuz we saw two people dat day wit same shirt...one was an okada riderr n d oda was a female groundnut seller....i dint just say a word but d joyful expression on my face was saying a lot...d guy just kept on talking about d shirt till we got to our destination...while me, laff wan kill me.
what is wrong having the same clothes with an okada rider and a ground-nut seller?
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Btruth: 11:23am On Nov 28, 2015
Lol

Next tiime, you should seek the advice of your so call girlfriend before setting out.

grin

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Truckpusher(m): 11:24am On Nov 28, 2015
halfrica:
See u change of heirachy

If m d guy i wud just tell dem


I dressed dis way to feel at home with them tongue

Next time na to survey d house snap every whr if i wan buy cloth na to check my fone look their curtin well cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Funny girl. grin grin grin

But seriously if na me eh! I go just call my wife to-be outside and bite her hand.

How can she be so insensitive ? After she saw me making that cloth all along . angry

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Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by philfrey08: 11:26am On Nov 28, 2015
halfrica:
See u change of heirachy

If m d guy i wud just tell dem


I dressed dis way to feel at home with them tongue

Next time na to survey d house snap every whr if i wan buy cloth na to check my fone look their curtin well cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

OMG!!!!!! did u just say "to feel at home"? Lol.... hilarious
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by menix(m): 11:28am On Nov 28, 2015
How many times would we see this topic..

End Time Mod
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Khd95(m): 11:34am On Nov 28, 2015
If dem like make dem use am do toilet cover,who cares.
Make dem gimme pass mark for their daughter na im matter jerey,
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by dabanzy(m): 11:36am On Nov 28, 2015
The inlaws should dash him d curtain 2 sew the remaining ones na sad....he still needs cap and agbada
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 11:39am On Nov 28, 2015
flawlesRebirth:
omoh na to create lie na.......like....IH MY GOD u guys have dz material? if dem say YES den u go juss lie say na ur papa get d company mk d produce d materia.....say u juss de advertise d cloth
gals can lie o shocked
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by sundilazo(m): 11:39am On Nov 28, 2015
Omo na to enter ground ooo
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Flakky26(f): 11:41am On Nov 28, 2015
it is not what a man wear that matters,what the words of a man.
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by nestaAK(m): 11:43am On Nov 28, 2015
The fault would not be yours but her's

I mean she should have warn You (concerning Your outfit)
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by 9jatatafo(m): 11:46am On Nov 28, 2015
Na old news be this na
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Djboosting: 11:47am On Nov 28, 2015
yungbillionaire:
dis reminds me of wen a friend came bragging about dis nice and expensive shirt he bought and how i wudnt undastand cuz me now proudly okrika i dey wear...d day he finally wore it out was one of d worst days of his life cuz we saw two people dat day wit same shirt...one was an okada riderr n d oda was a female groundnut seller....i dint just say a word but[b] d joyful expression on my face [/b]was saying a lot...d guy just kept on talking about d shirt till we got to our destination...while me, laff wan kill me.


I know that feeling grin grin
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Tedassie(m): 11:47am On Nov 28, 2015
halfrica:


Dress to feel at home na wetin i go talk be dat
nice pun smiley
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by osazeeblue01: 11:51am On Nov 28, 2015
End time material
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by systemz(m): 11:53am On Nov 28, 2015
halfrica:


Yes i are tongue

Any problem??

So i shd b dressin like deir curtin every time abi
Yes I we
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by HRich(m): 12:00pm On Nov 28, 2015
halfrica:
See u change of heirachy

If m d guy i wud just tell dem


I dressed dis way to feel at home with them tongue

Next time na to survey d house snap every whr if i wan buy cloth na to check my fone look their curtin well cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

End Time Things.
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by BirabilPaul(m): 12:03pm On Nov 28, 2015
This not an incident. Its colour acceptance and integration. U are meant for each other. They wud see u as their child and neighbors will think u have been part of the family for a long time.
Don't ever think of killing ur self.
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by ahamonyeka(m): 12:04pm On Nov 28, 2015
This topic is making front page again.
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by OyinMIXmola(f): 12:06pm On Nov 28, 2015
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you shall not know peace in the little that remains for these year to finish...ppl ar struggling to make little ends meet nd u ar finking of how to scam them with your cheap thrash....get a life..theif,419
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Nobody: 12:07pm On Nov 28, 2015
grin grin grin why is the guy looking sad?
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by sabi99(m): 12:11pm On Nov 28, 2015
This post is for d proud hearted pple.....simplicity matters......always cut ur coat according to ur cloth......sometym u will see d same shirt u bought at d cost of #5000 on an okada person......ignore them and do ur thing, remember u didn't go der to get married to cloths
Re: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by Alwaystruth: 12:14pm On Nov 28, 2015
Rubbish....I will tell them we are destined to be family/families as we have both same taste of materials and colors.
It is only in Nigeria where you babe won't give a hoot about your favorite colors and she will
claim to know you in and out...


Anyways,Last days are hard times....Expect unimaginable ..

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