Solude has written JAMB for five (5) consecutive times and failed woefully. She managed to pass two (2) out of the five (5), with a very poor result that even some secondary schools won’t admit her to SS3.
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One day, Solude travelled to UNIBEN, in benin city to visit a very good friend of her, who is already a student of UNIBEN. She fell sick and was Admitted into the Clinic on campus. She later called her mum, this is their conversitaion:

SOLUDE: Hello mummy

MUM: The place is silent, where are you?

SOLUDE: I’m in UNIBEN

MUM: woooooooow finally, thank God ooo

SOLUDE: I was Admitted

MUM: That’s great o. God has finally disgraced all our enemies. God has has disgraced all the witches from your father’s village who don’t want you to go to school ans succeed.

SOLUDE: Mama, na Malaria oo

MUM: Malaria is a good course o, my daughter take it serious 0

SOLUDE: I would be discharged Tomorrow

MUM: NOOO… God forbid, you must complete your four years course and even go for CORPER and Work in Hospital IJN

SOLUDE: God purnish ILLITERACY!!!

MUM: Amen… Cuz, I heard that the lecturer is very wicked!!!

LAUGH OUT LOUD! TILL NEXT WEEK AGAIN…
ENJOY THE WEEKEND
source: http://www.shoutnaija.com/2015/11/treanding-joke-of-the-week/

I pray for whoever composed this joke to get a banking job b4 the year runs out, thus he/she will never have time to compose this dry joke again.

Haha

NairalandDotOrg:
I pray for whoever composed this joke to get a banking job b4 the year runs out, thus he/she will never have time to compose this dry joke again.

You must be from Warri

UltimateDaniel:

You must be from Warri

No bro.
I'm from Daura

NairalandDotOrg:


No bro.
I'm from Daura

No wonder you seems to have the JAWZ obvious, no space to laugh! stiff like dry_gin