Guys I and my best friend who happens to be our pastor's only son are in deep sh'it now, we are part of the drama group and had a drama presentation to give to the church, both of us were given background roles to play, I would be the voice of God while my friend would be the voice of the devil, both of us took our wireless microphones to a little office where we would stay and lend our voices to the drama. The office was a little far away from the church auditorium, We were waiting for a signal, a little knock on the door that would indicate that it's our turn to speak, while waiting, the pastor's son took the opportunity to narrate how he bleeped one of the choir members on Friday night, he narrated everything in details, all the nitty-gritties.... I was enjoying the tale(God forgive me), ....... Just then our youth president rushed into the office with a look of horror and gross embarrassment written on his face, he was speechless as he pointed to the microphones on the table, we were so engrossed in the sinful tale..... We didn't know that we didn't switch off the wireless microphone which was lying on the table and the damn device was picking up everything we discussed and relaying it to the entire church!!!! How do we redeem ourselves, both of us went home from there, we didn't even bother to finish the drama, my friend the pastor's son is even in deeper shi't, how would he explain to his father!!

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