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Happy Children's Day by tytylayor: 1:29pm On May 27, 2009
English Lesson

Teacher:  if Held is the past tense of hold, what is the past tense of fold?
Romade:  Feld is the past tense of fold

Teacher:  if the plural of mouse is mice and the plural louse is lice, then what is the plural of blouse?
Dikele:  the plural of blouse is blice

Teacher:  if the past tense of sit is sat, then what is the past tense of fit?
Clem:  the past tense of fit is fat

Teacher:  if the past tense of fit is fitted, then what is the past tense of sit & spit
Mykali:  the past tense of sit is sitted & spit is spitted

Teacher:  if the plural of ox is oxen, what is the plural of fox?
Ben:         the plural is foxen

Teacher:  if the plural of thoot is theet, and the plural of foot is feet, what is the plural of book?
Studio CFR:  the plural of book will be beek.

Teacher:  Alright, change the sentence "give her, her book" to a masculine sentence.
lola:         "give him, him book"

Teacher:  change to feminine "he did it himself"
Dani1luv:  she did it shimself"

Teacher:  the past tense of blow is blew, what is the past tense of flow?
sweetliar:  the past tense of flow is[b] flew[/b]

Teacher:  the past tense of fold is folded, and then the past tense of hold is what?
seun:       the past tense of hold is holded.


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Happy Children's Day by dani1luv: 1:33pm On May 27, 2009
tytylayor:

English Lesson

Teacher: if the plural of mouse is mice and the plural louse is lice, then what is the pluran of blouse?
Dikele: the plural of blouse is blice

Teacher: the past tense of fold is folded, and then the past tense of hold is what?
seun: the past tense of hold is holded.


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Teacher sef throw gun



make Seun Catch you cheesy cheesy
Re: Happy Children's Day by tytylayor: 1:39pm On May 27, 2009
dan tongue tnx to d modify button grin
Re: Happy Children's Day by dani1luv: 1:45pm On May 27, 2009
smart! wink

But i wld organize romade and his boiz to kidnap the modify button tongue cool
Re: Happy Children's Day by tytylayor: 1:46pm On May 27, 2009
hackers are wanted tongue
Re: Happy Children's Day by romsky: 1:53pm On May 27, 2009
na wah o
Re: Happy Children's Day by tytylayor: 1:55pm On May 27, 2009
na real wah for romade o
Re: Happy Children's Day by Ben13: 2:10pm On May 27, 2009
Lol. meaning all of us na olodo including me
Re: Happy Children's Day by romsky: 2:16pm On May 27, 2009
yes but y she come put me for number 1
Re: Happy Children's Day by dani1luv: 2:23pm On May 27, 2009
Becoz na you b class captain No 1 and also olodo no 1
Re: Happy Children's Day by Ben13: 2:27pm On May 27, 2009
tyty, dani, dat's not fair for my romade o.
not when you know the original olodos like dickele and stanley
Re: Happy Children's Day by dani1luv: 2:43pm On May 27, 2009
+ Benten
Re: Happy Children's Day by Ben13: 2:52pm On May 27, 2009
who the heck is that? I only recognize dickele and stanley
Re: Happy Children's Day by dani1luv: 2:54pm On May 27, 2009
Benzene I hate tongue you tongue
Re: Happy Children's Day by romsky: 3:02pm On May 27, 2009
i ruff my benji 4 mush
Re: Happy Children's Day by Ben13: 3:05pm On May 27, 2009
I don't even care about haterz like dani and the rest. . .my rommie's ruff is ok kiss
if only he will stop playing international leagues angry
Re: Happy Children's Day by mykali(m): 3:09pm On May 27, 2009
teacher: if the past tence of steal is stole and the past tense of speak is spoke, what is the past tense of seal

tyty: sole

teacher: what? what of sneek

tyty: snoke

lmao. grin  grin  grin  grin
Re: Happy Children's Day by Ben13: 3:13pm On May 27, 2009
my romade again
Re: Happy Children's Day by romsky: 3:18pm On May 27, 2009
Ben20001:

I don't even care about haterz like dani and the rest. . .my rommie's ruff is ok kiss
if only he will stop playing international leagues angry

but the international na just cotonou, ghana etc sha

mykali:

teacher: if the past tence of steal is stole and the past tense of speak is spoke, what is the past tense of seal

tyty: sole

teacher: what? what of s[b]neek[/b]

tyty: snoke

lmao. grin  grin  grin  grin


benji its now tyty, typo error
Re: Happy Children's Day by dani1luv: 3:21pm On May 27, 2009
Romade you get eyez wella
Re: Happy Children's Day by romsky: 3:23pm On May 27, 2009
fanx durlyn
Re: Happy Children's Day by Ben13: 3:24pm On May 27, 2009
hmmm. . tyty must modify. trust her
Re: Happy Children's Day by sylve11: 3:28pm On May 27, 2009
biko kpisonu cool
Re: Happy Children's Day by romsky: 3:31pm On May 27, 2009
continue talkin to the flies in ya room
Re: Happy Children's Day by Ben13: 3:36pm On May 27, 2009
I tire for the guy o
Re: Happy Children's Day by romsky: 3:38pm On May 27, 2009
wen b say he no go wash dirty cutleries & plate until e don xpire
Re: Happy Children's Day by tytylayor: 3:39pm On May 27, 2009
sharrrap
Re: Happy Children's Day by romsky: 3:45pm On May 27, 2009
so u want us to kip quiet just bcus u r a mute omo lost
Re: Happy Children's Day by tytylayor: 4:14pm On May 27, 2009
romade:

so u want us to kip quiet just bcus u r a mute omo lost

dat na person name for warri o
Re: Happy Children's Day by kayowalemi(m): 4:17pm On May 27, 2009
Tyty
i no no d time wey u start dey teach for Kindergartens but ya pupils no no book at all and I guess u be olodo teacher sef. Walahi, I feel come ya school.  grin
Re: Happy Children's Day by romsky: 4:22pm On May 27, 2009
kayowalemi:

Tyty
i no no d time wey u start dey teach for Kindergartens but ya pupils no no book at all and I guess u be olodo teacher sef. Walahi, I feel come ya school. grin

c anoda olodo commentator analyzer
Re: Happy Children's Day by tytylayor: 4:25pm On May 27, 2009
na d parents no dey pay well o, no be my fault

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