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| 11 Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by adegunwa4real(m): 7:57am On Nov 30, 2015 |
Okay...so I've been reading about 10 these and 10 that on NL, but me, me am here with 11! Read and enjoy  11 HILLARIOUS WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR SPOUSE: . . 1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're Capable Of Killing Me... It's Over!!! . 2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you. I smell conspiracy. It's OVER! . 3. You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over! . 4. So now you're drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him cos it's over between us. . 5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids. . 6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking chicken. Do you want to kill me? It is over! . 7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. . 8. Why are you using Umbrella when you know I support APC? It's over. . 9. "You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER. . 10. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. U don't care about me. It's over. . 11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things and go! |
| Re: 11 Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by ayobase(m): 8:02am On Nov 30, 2015 |
You keep reiterating old things without bringing something new to the table. You are too boring for my liking. It is over between us. |
| Re: 11 Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by chocolateme(f): 8:07am On Nov 30, 2015 |
So hilarious.. No 3 tho |
| Re: 11 Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by Khd95(m): 8:28am On Nov 30, 2015 |
This is just too lame nd slowpokely for naija girls to take u serious  |
| Re: 11 Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by Nobody: 8:28am On Nov 30, 2015 |
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| Re: 11 Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by adegunwa4real(m): 10:32am On Nov 30, 2015 |
Khd95: Its a joke Mr! |
| Re: 11 Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by oglalasioux(m): 11:26am On Nov 30, 2015 |
Nos 8 and 10 killed it. Can't stop laughing. |
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