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17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by JAZES(m): 9:52am On Nov 30, 2015
1. Whenever you see bus 5 coming.
run

EVERYBODY SCATTER!!!

2. When you hear “Caution! Caution!! Caution!!!”
Hay God! It’s all over.

3. When they start an announcement with “good news!”

You already know you don’t care.

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by JAZES(m): 10:00am On Nov 30, 2015
4. One hour after they call Prof. Aize Obayan to “round up”:
It’s not over?

5. The doctor, when you go to health center with a broken leg:
It must be malaria

6. This difficult choice:
Just let your pocket decide.

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by JAZES(m): 10:02am On Nov 30, 2015
7. When they are denying exeats up and down but they approve your own.

#Godwin

8. How you know exam time has reached:
You people should go to your halls, abeg.

9. When a non-student starts saying “I heard they don’t let you guys…”

Really?

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by JAZES(m): 10:05am On Nov 30, 2015
10. When Mario catches you ‘pairing’ at night.

Ezz not wat it looks like, sir.

11. That time Pastor Ntia gingered everybody:


12. Whenever they say they want to do head count.

Is this really necessary?

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by JAZES(m): 10:10am On Nov 30, 2015
13. You at every single public lecture:

Why are we even here?

14. When someone blocks you in front of your hall with “excuse me! Please, can you help me call…”
Are you the one buying airtime for me?

15. “In a short while, we shall be rising up to pray.”
Didn’t we just finish praying?

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by cosmic22(m): 10:10am On Nov 30, 2015
bullshit!
ordinary car dey come una dey run
if you hear gunshot nko?

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by JAZES(m): 10:13am On Nov 30, 2015
16. You, the first time you stabbed chapel service:

So, This is How I will Go Home?

17. When you go to the buttery and all they have is Hebron drink.

What is this life?

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by Gentlepapi(m): 10:35am On Nov 30, 2015
VERY HILARIOUS


5. The doctor, when you go to health center with a broken leg:
It must be malaria MY FAVOURITE

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by JAZES(m): 11:06am On Nov 30, 2015
Gentlepapi:
VERY HILARIOUS


5. The doctor, when you go to health center with a broken leg:
It must be malaria MY FAVOURITE

grin grin

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by seankay(m): 11:25am On Nov 30, 2015
I find the thread hilarious even though I didn't attend the school.

Just in case it hits FP,lemme add a comment


END TIME SCHOOL grin

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by Nobody: 11:53am On Nov 30, 2015
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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by BUSHHUNTER: 12:18pm On Nov 30, 2015
This should be on FP grin

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by olymurphy(f): 12:20pm On Nov 30, 2015
Kk

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by mercielizzie(f): 12:21pm On Nov 30, 2015
Lol.
Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by Nobody: 12:35pm On Nov 30, 2015
[email] Nice [/email]
Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by MedicalSamwise(m): 12:42pm On Nov 30, 2015
OPIN AYEsad

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by Oyetboy(m): 1:15pm On Nov 30, 2015
End time students.... End time university

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by Favolly(f): 1:28pm On Nov 30, 2015
So AybeeOmari went to Covenant? Hmmmn
Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by Nobody: 1:35pm On Nov 30, 2015
End Time School
End Time Rules
End Time Everything

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by franklingud(m): 2:02pm On Nov 30, 2015
Lol!
Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by olaezebala: 2:21pm On Nov 30, 2015
over funny de worry this thread.

More like my secondary sch experience

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by lordthree(m): 3:09pm On Nov 30, 2015
lol can't imagine, being forced to attend public lectures and church services na die

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by abimbawealth(f): 3:43pm On Nov 30, 2015
Lol
Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by cahrym(m): 4:22pm On Nov 30, 2015
To copy this tune press 1

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by Nobody: 4:29pm On Nov 30, 2015
undecidedDownloading "Laugh"
16%..

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by Nobody: 4:41pm On Nov 30, 2015
Ki ki ki
Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by PLANETMARS(m): 6:09pm On Nov 30, 2015
Arsenal fans can relate with this.....

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by Nobody: 6:14pm On Nov 30, 2015
Nice school, but too many rules! Unlike uniben the height of fun and promiscuity.

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by ValerianSteel(m): 6:21pm On Nov 30, 2015
I can relate with the one of Hebron drink.

I was once at Convenant cafeteria and they sold what winners people popularly refer to as blood(the red juice they serve as communion) as normal soft drink to me.

I was like what kind of school is this,where's students can't even choose what they eat or drink.

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by Ginaz(f): 6:29pm On Nov 30, 2015
hahahahahahahhaha


*laughs and fall for lalasticala head*

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by flokii: 6:49pm On Nov 30, 2015
cosmic22:
bullshit!

ordinary car dey come una dey run

if you hear gunshot nko?


abeg help me ask them o...


all these big babies forming graduates...

S.S 1 community sec. school boy will obtain a year 5 CU boy... shey na life be dat

abi oshi

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Re: 17 Things Covenant University Folks Can Easily Relate With (photos) by RobinHez(m): 6:53pm On Nov 30, 2015
Thread for structural engineering students
https://www.nairaland.com/2771595/thread-structural-engineering-students

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