Marriage Rules and Regulations

A typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."

How you dey, long tym sha

i dey fine, i be go village go see my grandma

I hope yu didn't steal her plantain on your way back

i did that for ur sake

You did? See cleptomaniac

you english

gawd! tessys that was good

that husband must come home every 7:00, or else

With or without the hubby, the lady must get down to some business

I wish I'm her ex. . . . I admire old wines a lot

Lolest.
Nutty boy

abiii, just like teisseys

Tehehehehe. . . Moi iz not nutty o, I can list all the nutty Nlanders, I know them all by their names, homes and faces sha

tessys my Loff, don't name any o.

U don enter tessy na?

Tehehehehe. . .

Sylve, who don enter who? Abiooo, I have no door meself

good rules lol!

;d ;d

donponsky self

wetin happen to e small ass this time?

Nice Joke

na lie

:d

i dey mark dem o, tessy

You had beta do Follow my rules and I'll follow yours

maybe I'll come visiting at 7:00pm

i no go open gate for u.

I have no gateman abeg

na automatic gate be dat