Take away the spontaneous sex that happens once in a
while and are mostly far between, women tend to have a
lot of pre-sex rituals they undergo to prime their minds
and bodies up for lovemaking. The spontaneity that
comes with ripping off her clothes with passion and zeal
is one everyone wants to experience without being
bothered about certain things but it doesn’t always
happen. Women often times enjoy doing certain things
that have become norms before sex which a lot of them
would fail to admit to you.


1. Dress Up In A Sexy Lingerie
They Hardly Ever Use Women tend to have that one sexy lingerie they have hidden in their wardrobes which only comes out for the special sex occasion. Though it does come with the occasional struggle of the right time to put it on.


2. Shave Off The Pubic Hair
There’s a chance your woman wants to be well and cleanly shaved both under her armpits and down there. She definitely wants to prepare a smooth ground for you.


3. Clean And Tidy Up Her Room In A Hurry
Because there’s a little bit of spontaneity in the air, she
might be in a hurry to make her room appear clean and
tidy. A cursory look at her wardrobe might make you see
the mess she quickly cleaned up. And of course, the bed
would be left at its best.


4. Inspect Herself Down There
She surely know that her vulva and clitoris would look
the same as it has always been but she still doesn’t want
to be caught by surprise since you’d be going down there. She wants to be sure no unpleasant surprises come up.
Getting Her Lower Extremity Smelling Nice And Fresh
When you go down on her, you’d probably love her for
smelling all nice and fresh. Thank her for prepping herself up for sex as she most likely used deodorants, sprays and douches to keep herself clean and fresh. She actually put in a bit of effort despite how sensitive those parts her to make you and of course, herself happy.


5. Prepare a Sex Playlist
Because a lot of women are romantic and they wouldn’t
want their moans and groans to be heard by neighbours,
she’d probably prepare a sexual playlist to increase the
intensity of your make out.


6. Talk To Herself In Front Of The Mirror
Whether she’s peeing in the bathroom or brushing her
teeth before you come over, she would stare at the
mirror to reassure herself she’s doing the right thing.


7. Empty Her Bladder
She’d definitely want to get all the fluids in her bladder
out in order to avoid any accidental squirting.


8. Check To Ensure Her Pills Are In Place
No matter how meticulous she is, if she’s having
unprotected sex with you, she’d probably make sure that
her pills are in place and up to date. Either she does this
or she ensures she falls within the right time of her
menstrual cycle.

Hmmm

Michellla:
Hmmm

How correct is the OP?

BUTCHCASSIDY:

How correct is the OP?

I wouldnt know.

Arrant nonsense! 4 out of "8" points are roughly talking about the same personal hygiene.

Shaakira Belike
Who get time for all diss Rubbish
Na to open the Road wide make Bro.Kamo dey fire shot from different angle like C.Ronaldo sure passs

Michellla:
Hmmm

d way u dey sneak into ppls profile eh

Well me no be woman so I won't even bother to comment! ***And if you are reading this message, I only typed this to inform you that I won't be commenting!***

Number 8 got me thinking.. mention 1 type of pill abeg.

OP Really?

ogorkojo:
OP Really?

What do u think?

manee2:
Number 8 got me thinking.. mention 1 type of pill abeg.

Google

manee2:
Number 8 got me thinking.. mention 1 type of pill abeg.

Google

TrappKING:
Arrant nonsense!
4 out of "8" points are roughly talking about the same personal hygiene.

Is it suppose to be about fashion

From Sahara reporters. Rubbish

What ritual! So why do some girls...from hearsay, lie like a log of wood after all this preparation?

Those things result to a boring sex. The best form of sex is an impromptu one. One you didn't see coming. Making plans for sex makes it boring. You'd be too excited and expectant, thereby over enjoying the act and exhausting your mental balance even before it started.

How about walking up to her in the kitchen while she's busy preparing food? The food can go ahead and burn for all I care. Just gimme the uncooked 'food' first while we wait for the cooked one. All join. But one thing: make sure no knife is close by. Some girls can be romantically 'wicked' during sex. They lose it TOTALLY.

Sex should be spontaneous and crazy. Come in the middle of the night like a thief. I swear, by 12pm the following day, she's still shining her teeth. Body go dey totori her, and she go dey sing one kain song dey smile like mumu.

And for guys: If you get overly expectant and excited before sex, you'd release ever before you engaged. That's too bad, isn't it?

Whatever is worth doing (at all), is worth doing well.

Rival:
What ritual! So why do some girls...from hearsay, lie like a log of wood after all this preparation?

Lolz

Kudos to them then

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firstking01:
d way u dey sneak into ppls profile eh

confused#

Michellla:
confused#

@ur signature...d write up...wer did u curlb it frm

Michellla:
confused#

@ur signature...d write up...wer did u curlb it frm

firstking01:
@ur signature...d write up...wer did u curlb it frm

olivia boss chick quotes.why ?

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