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See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by INTERMAN: 12:16pm On Dec 09, 2015
This is terrible.Ladies, what if you see this under you fiance or husband's bed? We are indeed in the last days. Or What should we call this one now. We all know that ladies uses Love Machine and many other things such as cucumber and toys to do the nonsense. But this one for male is much more stupid and questionable.Totally uncalled for. They say the machine can lubricate and vibrate and it also has recorded sex and mourning sounds. Rubbish!

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Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by ssoftappless(m): 12:19pm On Dec 09, 2015
END TIME MACHINE.

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Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by benedictnsi(m): 12:19pm On Dec 09, 2015
Mtncheeeeeerrw
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Chanchit: 12:21pm On Dec 09, 2015
You go fear business, I think its a very good business venture sha. You would be surprised at their profit they would be making.

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Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by naijaboiy: 12:25pm On Dec 09, 2015
Yes and what is bad in it?

If you won't buy it then mind your business and let others buy it.

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Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Nobody: 12:25pm On Dec 09, 2015
That guy is juz practicing "safe sex" grin..as we all know that hideous STDs are everywhere & nobody is safe once u let urself go into the wilderness cool cool cool
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by luv2Sin: 12:28pm On Dec 09, 2015
KashyBaby:
That guy is juz practicing "safe sex" grin..as we all know that hideous STDs are everywhere & nobody is safe once u let urself go into the wilderness cool cool cool


I prefer to ffuck that machine than your toto..

Please don't ask me why

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Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Nobody: 12:39pm On Dec 09, 2015
luv2Sin:



I prefer to ffuck that machine than your toto..

Please don't ask me why


Sorry but I'm not talking to an 1diot like u...go fvck urself...NOBODY CARES!

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Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by soloheater(m): 12:44pm On Dec 09, 2015
See the seller, Lol.. funny dude!!
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by jonaifame22(m): 12:47pm On Dec 09, 2015
Wateva u call it I don't care, no sex machine can perform better than me in bed! angry

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Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Babacele: 12:53pm On Dec 09, 2015
KashyBaby:



Sorry but I'm not talking to an 1diot like u...go fvck urself...NOBODY CARES!
Holy Mary!
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Nobody: 1:00pm On Dec 09, 2015
Babacele:
Holy Mary!


There u are...where have u been all this time? cry
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Babacele: 1:13pm On Dec 09, 2015
KashyBaby:



There u are...where have u been all this time? cry
bn nursing an hrtbrk since last night.
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Nobody: 1:17pm On Dec 09, 2015
Babacele:
bn nursing an hrtbrk since last night.



Aaaww sorry abt that sad..did someone broke ur heart, but y?
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Nobody: 1:30pm On Dec 09, 2015
God will surely judge this generation or apologize to the pasted ones.


Repent and escape the wrath of God.


God rules
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Nobody: 1:37pm On Dec 09, 2015
It can never be like real, soft and succulent
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by jmaxjohn(m): 1:38pm On Dec 09, 2015
Guys wit poor self esteem dat cant get deir own women. Mtcheeew.
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by jmaxjohn(m): 1:38pm On Dec 09, 2015
Guys wit poor self esteem dat can get deir own women. Mtcheeew.
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by jmaxjohn(m): 1:38pm On Dec 09, 2015
osedvgirl:
It can never be like real, soft and succulent
Hmmm
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Nobody: 1:42pm On Dec 09, 2015
jmaxjohn:

Hmmm
yep
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Babacele: 1:52pm On Dec 09, 2015
KashyBaby:




Aaaww sorry abt that sad..did someone broke ur heart, but y?
yes u know her .. I'm sure.
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Nobody: 1:54pm On Dec 09, 2015
Babacele:
yes u know her .. I'm sure.

Huh shocked shocked shocked babacele abeg na... I don't know anyone here ooo..
Unless u wanna talk privately and u wanna tell me wink
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Babacele: 2:05pm On Dec 09, 2015
KashyBaby:


Huh shocked shocked shocked babacele abeg na... I don't know anyone here ooo..
Unless u wanna talk privately and u wanna tell me wink
lols . I'm pretty sure u know her............ n I can't leave her
.. she is yr love too n her name is .
.









Manchester United!
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Nobody: 2:09pm On Dec 09, 2015
Babacele:
lols . I'm pretty sure u know her............ n I can't leave her
.. she is yr love too n her name is .
.









Manchester United!


U mean the champions league? Sorry I wasn't following their matches in EUFA..

I can't keep up during wkdays coz they air here very late & sumtimes it's in wee hours... embarassed cry
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Babacele: 2:14pm On Dec 09, 2015
KashyBaby:



U mean the champions league? Sorry I wasn't following their matches in EUFA..

I can't keep up during wkdays coz they air here very late & sumtimes it's in wee hours... embarassed cry
yep.
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by DopeBoiRapy(m): 2:14pm On Dec 09, 2015
osedvgirl:
It can never be like real, soft and succulent
....yeah but eh no get drama n b!tching around n u can drill it anytime u want....very convinient if u ask me

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Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Pucaxo(m): 2:23pm On Dec 09, 2015
naijaboiy:
Yes and what is bad in it?

If you won't buy it then mind your business and let others buy it.
Seriously, human mentality has actually gone to the dogs!
When a woman buys a vibratorr, a Love Machine, a fleshy vibratorr, a cuminator etc.. She will be seen as "a little naughty wink". But when a sex starved nigga who's tired of their bullshit and want no more of it gets himself a life-sized sex doll... He'll be insulted and called a PERVERT!
The worst is, women will even rain insults more insults on this guy than men! cheesy
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Nobody: 2:24pm On Dec 09, 2015
Babacele:
yep.


I see...I tot someone broke ur heart here on NL Lol grin grin grin

If that happens, juz lemme know I can talk to her & plea for reconciliation tongue
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by naijaboiy: 2:38pm On Dec 09, 2015
Pucaxo:
Seriously, human mentality has actually gone to the dogs!
When a woman buys a vibratorr, a Love Machine, a fleshy vibratorr, a cuminator etc.. She will be seen as "a little naughty wink". But when a sex starved nigga who's tired of their bullshit and want no more of it gets himself a life-sized sex doll... He'll be insulted and called a PERVERT!
The worst is, women will even rain insults more insults on this guy than men! cheesy
And yet many of them will secretly buy it. I see nothing wrong if a man chooses to acquire a machine to satisfy himself sexually.

Last I checked,people don't share dicks. undecided

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Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by Nobody: 2:40pm On Dec 09, 2015
Can a s.ex to.y truly give a guy an errection?We are not like women.
Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by BankoleCruise(m): 2:55pm On Dec 09, 2015
Please, is the machine still a Virgin

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Re: See This Hillarious Sex Machine (photos) by balancediet(m): 2:58pm On Dec 09, 2015
wherez d shop?

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