@Ahnie,

Have they been fasting for days? Haba, 8 hungry man sizes. Shebi na because she see am for your kitchen

How is that your sister in law? That one that removed your phone and charged her own? Hope she is fine with her new home?

Initially, when you talked about Zino's funny character and talk, I ask myself whether you really meant those things until my Kammy Started his own.

Whenever I beat him, quickly, he will ask me with a shinning eyes : Why are you beating me like this naa? Don't beat me again ooo, then he will hiss and walk away.

Is she starting school this term?

Greetings to Zino, and Chibobo

rezzy:
@Ahnie,

Have they been fasting for days? Haba, 8 hungry man sizes. Shebi na because she see am for your kitchen

How is that your sister in law? That one that removed your phone and charged her own? Hope she is fine with her new home?

Initially, when you talked about Zino's funny character and talk, I ask myself whether you really meant those things until my Kammy Started his own.

Whenever I beat him, quickly, he will ask me with a shinning eyes : Why are you beating me like this naa? Don't beat me again ooo, then he will hiss and walk away.

Is she starting school this term?

Greetings to Zino, and Chibobo

Oh Lawd!!!!

rezzy:
@Ahnie,

Have they been fasting for days? Haba, 8 hungry man sizes. Shebi na because she see am for your kitchen

How is that your sister in law? That one that removed your phone and charged her own? Hope she is fine with her new home?

Initially, when you talked about Zino's funny character and talk, I ask myself whether you really meant those things until my Kammy Started his own.

Whenever I beat him, quickly, he will ask me with a shinning eyes : Why are you beating me like this naa? Don't beat me again ooo, then he will hiss and walk away.

Is she starting school this term?

Greetings to Zino, and Chibobo

babe everything everything I wrote happened as stated.my writing them here keeps me balanced.most times these kids behave like terrorists.

That my sil she z fyne,her traditional marriage z gonna hold in my house come nov2nd.how are you?

Hello bae

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ahnie:
babe everything everything I wrote happened as stated.my writing them here keeps me balanced.most times these kids behave like terrorists.

That my sil she z fyne,her traditional marriage z gonna hold in my house come nov2nd.how are you?

I'm fine. Happy Sunday. Pray for me at church o

rezzy:


I'm fine. Happy Sunday. Pray for me at church o

4tunately for me I kpekused n was too weak to go to church.zino n Mr ahlex are in church.mee n chisom are chilling at home.

ahnie:
4tunately for me I kpekused n was too weak to go to church.zino n Mr ahlex are in church.mee n chisom are chilling at home.

, this isoko woman too like kpekus. Very soon, you go begin another missionary journey.

rezzy:



, this isoko woman too like kpekus. Very soon, you go begin another missionary journey.

Daz how wee Ball.

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I'm good dear, just decided to stay on a low-key. Thank God school will start tomorrow at least I'll rest. Thanks for checking up on me.


Greetings to your family dear.

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This woman you are a comedian, you won't kill me

Giddyperson:
This woman you are a comedian, you won't kill me

Abeg follow me thank God jawe...the guy neck don de okay nau sha

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ahnie:
Continued from the previous post.
So Joe became friendly...me on my part I was that slim Melanin fyne girl,with toot buttocks,and paw paw breast.i wonder why my husband always tells me that my mouth looks like that of maggi rat(lolz)

So person Wey get plan to come chop n clean mouth became my joyous atm cash dispensingbank.

Meanwhile I had one useless calabar idiot that was my fiance that lives in Kaduna.may thunder fire him now anywhere he z(Amen)

My ogbanje n isijo demons were so fresh and outta the slam,there was nutting I didn't do to Joe.he became my errand boy.i really pressed his mumu buttons so hard.

We started eating from one cozy restaurant to another,we visited Chinese cuisines too and I almst ate cockroaches in one of those Chinese restaurants.

Then we visited beer parlours...choi I was a mini brewery,Nigeria brewies ought to have made me their ambassador.joe was chief of staff of alcohols.Dude was a certified DRUNK.

Shalom!

Laughing hard
Abeg wetin e do for you ?
Did he break your heart?
Did he dude you?

Never a dull moment reading your diary

Zino is sure very smart
Do you think allowing her dispose her poo is hygienic?

OK, let her use soap to wash her hands

I had to stop my son from doing that. He splashes the poo on the toilet bowl. The help he intended to render will now become turn to double work because I will have to wash the toilet.

Enjoy your day

Looool. Abeg I dey office dey laugh like drunk woman. This testimony is a serious something. Thank God for Mr. Ahlex

ahnie:
Dear diary,please help me thank God that Gone too soon was averted this morning.

I was sleeping jejely by myself,with myself on my own.chased zino to the sitting room to go watch cartoons.

Chisom was so engrossed with starin at the curtain blinds and the rotation of the ceiling fan blade.so we decided to get busy as 2 boring adults.

We were on it ooo,I dunno the cherubim that entered into me ooo,I just grabbed poor mr baldheaded ahlex's neck,and the neck snapped.oga freezed and continued.i was scared,oga jejely came down by himself with his church mind,but dude started bending his neck like tuface idibia.his movements changed and his voice changed to that of Vic O the failed rapper.and he went to the loo.i yaff to quickly rescued his neck with chibobo's nycil baby rub.

Wetin i for tell his pipo oooo,I cud imagine my photos bn displayed in front pages of pointer magazine,vanguard,and other national tabloids with captions like....Middle aged man sent to the great beyond by a powerful sex.
Vanguard wee caption it and make it juicier like...Middle aged man died whilst doing ACTIVE service.
Then I magine my inlaws coming one after the other.i'll start with the Mr Solomon my stingy Bil,with his bald head like onitsha bridge,Dude wee bee like,i said it ooo from the first time,that this isoko woman would keep him o.but no body listened to me,that man can be so authoritative eeh,with his face like wetin them take dey assist preek to get erection.

Them for show my worwor face for nairaland and my village pipu for dance etighi ontop dia marra.

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Dear diary....

Mr ahlez came back from work just vexing anyhow.His mum z sick.choi its very disheartening,she was admitted some days aback,deo she has returned back home.sickness diagnosis...Ulcer.

Pls if you know any cure for ulcer pls profer solutions.God please visit this man.

See you tomorrow diary
Shalom!

Ahnie,you are damn too funny and real.
God bless your home.

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Mama Zino, you are damn funny true. Jesu, see names now! Thank God for Mr. Ahlez

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