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Farts by DONFASZY(m): 6:33pm On Jun 03, 2009
A man & wife are in bed.He farts & shouts ''Goal.''

His wife farts & shouts ''One all.''

When the score gets to two all,the man strains so hard he craps the bed.

His wife says ''What the hell was that?''

''Half time - swap sides.''
Re: Farts by dani1luv: 6:42pm On Jun 03, 2009
You try cheesy
Re: Farts by Abbygyal(f): 6:48pm On Jun 03, 2009
lol
why r dey fartin like kids? shocked
Re: Farts by dani1luv: 6:54pm On Jun 03, 2009
i tot that was you cheesy
Re: Farts by Abbygyal(f): 6:56pm On Jun 03, 2009
i command u to slap ya self for wat u just posted!
Re: Farts by dani1luv: 7:04pm On Jun 03, 2009
done My Love! wink kiss
Re: Farts by Abbygyal(f): 7:05pm On Jun 03, 2009
haha lIAr
Re: Farts by dani1luv: 7:09pm On Jun 03, 2009
oK.
You wana see me doing it!?
Re: Farts by Abbygyal(f): 7:10pm On Jun 03, 2009
if dats possible No. . nt a lover of guyz slappin demselves
say wetin?
Re: Farts by dani1luv: 7:13pm On Jun 03, 2009
Re: Farts by Abbygyal(f): 7:14pm On Jun 03, 2009
:p
Re: Farts by blissieng(f): 11:26pm On Jun 03, 2009
[rolling eyes]

Here we go again!
Re: Farts by romsky: 1:49pm On Jun 04, 2009
jealux
Re: Farts by kayowalemi(m): 2:00pm On Jun 04, 2009
When are they starting 2nd half i wan watch am grin grin
Re: Farts by Lolabbey: 2:04pm On Jun 04, 2009
wth dose chinco eyes of urs abi?
Re: Farts by romsky: 2:49pm On Jun 04, 2009
he go borrow ya pikin mirror
Re: Farts by kayowalemi(m): 3:08pm On Jun 04, 2009
lol,
na u go get chinco eyes.
Re: Farts by romsky: 3:12pm On Jun 04, 2009
u can lie o
Re: Farts by kayowalemi(m): 3:26pm On Jun 04, 2009
romade
because I lik to emulate u grin
Re: Farts by Lolabbey: 3:40pm On Jun 04, 2009
liars on parole
Re: Farts by kayowalemi(m): 3:54pm On Jun 04, 2009
I have neva lied in my entire life grin
Re: Farts by Lolabbey: 3:58pm On Jun 04, 2009
anoda big lie
Re: Farts by kayowalemi(m): 4:26pm On Jun 04, 2009
na u go lie big lie grin
Re: Farts by Lolabbey: 4:50pm On Jun 04, 2009
see shobiri teeth
Re: Farts by kayowalemi(m): 5:21pm On Jun 04, 2009
I think you be birikila?
If na so let me know I wan u to make cement shoe for me. grin
Re: Farts by clemcykul(f): 4:05pm On Jun 05, 2009
kai
Re: Farts by kayowalemi(m): 4:17pm On Jun 05, 2009
wetin be kai se u see dog 4 here?
Re: Farts by Abbygyal(f): 4:20pm On Jun 05, 2009
kai doesnt have anyfin to do wiv dogs undecided tongue
Re: Farts by clemcykul(f): 4:22pm On Jun 05, 2009
tnks dearie, dont mind the olodo
Re: Farts by kayowalemi(m): 4:34pm On Jun 05, 2009
na kai be d language our dog hear 4 him to comot
se na me u dey call olodo?
if catch u eh
Re: Farts by clemcykul(f): 4:42pm On Jun 05, 2009
with that short hands i doubt
Re: Farts by kayowalemi(m): 4:47pm On Jun 05, 2009
u think i no no ya house 4 ajegunle, abi?
by the time u c me wit thugs na im u go no say i no get short hand grin

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