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Sunday Laffs by udysweet(f): 3:17pm On Dec 13, 2015
Indomie n Pepsi will be using Style dey insult
Nigerians
.....1st it was Indomie hungry Man size.
N now pepsi Long throat bottle.
.
Very soon we Wil b seeing
Gala " olofofo pack"
chin chin "olojukokoro pack"
Egg row "awuff size"
Lacasara " thief bottle"
Biscuit. "olonje iya size"
Bobo juice "overbele full pikin"
grin grin grin grin
Re: Sunday Laffs by udysweet(f): 3:25pm On Dec 13, 2015
I Have Began my annual Distribution of Xmas
Gifts
(chicken for Families )
PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENTS BELOW TO
GET YOURS..
1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).
2. One Valid Identification Card.
3. Police Report that you have never committed
any crime in your life.
4. International Passport (if you don’t have one,
go
and get it).
5. Marriage Certificate (if married if not go and
marry)
6. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17yrs).
7. Picture Of Us (to prove that we are close).
8. 4 Copies Of 2×2 Pictures (blue
background).
9. Report Card/Result sheet ( for students and
undergraduates only).
10. Provide Drivers license (if any)
11. Provide your CGPA (must not be less than 3.8
12. Write an Essay (Explain why I should give you
the xmas present)…
Not less than 800 words.-with proper margin.
Correct English grammar
and right use of punctuation, interjections
Pls use green pen…
NB- Submit your application on or b4 dec. 20 for
the gift, 1 big chicken
****wink**** how was ur day? Happy sunday.
*Culled from a friend's facebook page*
Re: Sunday Laffs by Alphaoscar: 3:36pm On Aug 23, 2016
udysweet:
Indomie n Pepsi will be using Style dey insult
Nigerians
.....1st it was Indomie hungry Man size.
N now pepsi Long throat bottle.
.
Very soon we Wil b seeing
Gala " olofofo pack"
chin chin "olojukokoro pack"
Egg row "awuff size"
Lacasara " thief bottle"
Biscuit. "olonje iya size"
Bobo juice "overbele full pikin"
grin grin grin grin




You should have wait for me to get all his information before bursting his bubble.


I wanted to get his details and account no to used that to confirm him. I was just playing along to get him.
Re: Sunday Laffs by udysweet(f): 5:16pm On Aug 23, 2016
Oh ok,sorry about that then,lol! Not too late tho,try and see. I suspect that guy to be an old NLer. Infact I'll cc somone on dat page now
Alphaoscar:





You should have wait for me to get all his information before bursting his bubble.


I wanted to get his details and account no to used that to confirm him. I was just playing along to get him.
Re: Sunday Laffs by Alphaoscar: 5:31pm On Aug 23, 2016
udysweet:
Oh ok,sorry about that then,lol! Not too late tho,try and see. I suspect that guy to be an old NLer. Infact I'll cc somone on dat page now




His story is definitely not adding up.
Re: Sunday Laffs by udysweet(f): 6:08pm On Aug 23, 2016
Alphaoscar:





His story is definitely not adding up.
Let's see if he'll come back and post. But I thought he said he'll call you
Re: Sunday Laffs by Alphaoscar: 6:17pm On Aug 23, 2016
udysweet:

Let's see if he'll come back and post. But I thought he said he'll call you




I ran his number on truecaller app and it show Folakemi mobo . So I intentionally asked for his account number so as to check it with the name on the truecaller but before I came back you already challenged him on the name issue.


Its impossible for him to call me because he's not with my contact.
Re: Sunday Laffs by udysweet(f): 8:12pm On Aug 23, 2016
Oh ok
Alphaoscar:





I ran his number on truecaller app and it show Folakemi mobo . So I intentionally asked for his account number so as to check it with the name on the truecaller but before I came back you already challenged him on the name issue.


Its impossible for him to call me because he's not with my contact.

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