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Call To Glory!!! by Manweysabi(m): 7:08pm On Dec 16, 2015
CALL TO GLORY!!

The entire family of carbohydrates, from balanced diet in Food State, Regret to announce the death of their father, brother and grandfather, Mr Rice who died in a fire accident along cooking pot express road. He was 80 cups.

He survived by his wife; Mrs Stew,
Twins; curry and thyme.
Sons inlaw; maggi and Onion. Grandchildren; groundnut oil and salt.

BURIAL ARRANGEMENT;
25th December 2015, Body leaves kitchen mog to his home town dinning table.

Music; by plates and spoons. Cups and water are highly invited.

Papa God loves you but our stomach loves you more.

May your. gentle soul rest in the bosom of the toilet. Amen!

Signed by meat and fish, for the family.

grin grin grin

cc: lalasticlala

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Re: Call To Glory!!! by oshinadekunle(m): 7:36pm On Dec 16, 2015
No be only 25th december even 1st of january. Dats second death
Re: Call To Glory!!! by Optimisticgondy(m): 8:01pm On Dec 16, 2015
LOLzz...so, you're comedian?
Re: Call To Glory!!! by deewhone(f): 8:55pm On Dec 16, 2015
Rest in Pieces inside the stomach

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