I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

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My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

love d reply die

Oloshos everywhere.

A well deserved response.

Some people need to see this!!! Especially the part where he said she can make herself rich rather than. looking for a rich fool! Word!

This is awesome.

I thought it's only Nigerian ladies that love money like this? We are not safe anymore

#Fatality & #Brutality

Poisonously epic reply!

Dis needs to hit fp..... Where dem mods @ Reply toh bad

I remember watching the man talking about the response years back on Bloomberg TV. I think it was an epic response to all Gold Diggers out there. Don't expect a lifetime time marriage when all you got to bring is your fading beauty.

girls will never learn,
I don't even know the kind of brain they have.

The guy deserves an oscar

Lmfao. One Orijin for this guy.

I disagree with the CEO


Beauty does not fade. It is relative

My mum might not look as fresh as she looked when she got married to my dad

But she does look beautiful for a woman with kids and lots of experience

bossOD:
girls will never learn,

I don't even know the kind of brain they have.

Abi o

lets ask your mum

doveda:
I disagree with the CEO


Beauty does not fade. It is relative

My mum might not look as fresh as she looked when she got married to my dad

But she does look beautiful for a woman with kids and lots of experience

Does this comment make sense to you in the context of a reply by CEO of a company.

doveda:
I disagree with the CEO


Beauty does not fade. It is relative

My mum might not look as fresh as she looked when she got married to my dad

But she does look beautiful for a woman with kids and lots of experience

I am not sure this dude got the point. Pls read his response again.

Ok

#Fatality.

Epic response.Hope d fish brain doesn't hang herself after reading dis.

menesheh:



Does this comment make sense to you in the context of a reply by CEO of a company.

One 0rigin for you.......

Lalasticlala see front page ooooo........some GD(gold digger) just have to learn something here.

kkkossy:



I am not sure this dude got the point. Pls read his response again.

I am not sure you understood my post

Read it again

menesheh:



Does this comment make sense to you in the context of a reply by CEO of a company.

Well, you lack the ability to think independently

Just because he is a CEO does not mean that I should not have my own opnion

Beauty does not fade because beauty itself is relative!!!

Raw and sincere reply...

By the way, I don't J.P Morgan wrote this

Everything about it is wrong

Nice reply

Classic response !!!

after dem go say blacks na gold diggers .this one na bronze digger abi?

doveda:
I disagree with the CEO


Beauty does not fade. It is relative

My mum might not look as fresh as she looked when she got married to my dad

But she does look beautiful for a woman with kids and lots of experience

Do not confuse physical beauty with inner beauty. Your mum probably has both, but the pretty gold digging clown as mentioned is just one empty pretty thing with no brains. That will surely fade!!! I agree with J P Morgan

doveda:


Well, you lack the ability to think independently

Just because he is a CEO does not mean that I should not have my own opnion

Beauty does not fade because beauty itself is relative!!!

You need to go and reread it again.