Estharfabian:
You even listen to girly songs? seriously?
What a softie!

Uh....Pictures of me? You don't say!!

Oh! You're on my BBM list.... ***A costly mistake I'd always Regret***Those days when I thought u were Human...:

lmao. Keep wyning me

well, I changed that phone though. Tried reconnecting but seems you went on some vacation with your teddy bear

Rebecca2:


I'm not. I've never seen u self.

oh, you don't even have a picture on your profile

vizkiz:


oh, you don't even have a picture on your profile

Rebecca2:


I took it down..

why? Too many pms?

vizkiz:
.

why? Too many pms?

akinz4u:
my broda no be for here u go see her,check for bet9ja .com

you need deliverance

Rebecca2:


Just felt like.

maybe I can get to see how those eyes looks like

vizkiz:


maybe I can get to see how those eyes looks like

Rebecca2:


hehehe.. Nthn to write home abt.

same thing all pretty girls say lol

vizkiz:


same thing all pretty girls say lol

Abbykem:
Pix of u in d bus




Or voice chat


Or Adonbilivit


That's a funny encounter



Plus a moral lesson 4 u guys



Stop insulting peeps on social media, u don't know where u will meet them

vizkiz:


I don't "insult" people bae, most of my comments are outta sarcasm. But I give frank and point black talks most times

Abbykem:
point blank talks hurts

vizkiz:


but mostly the truth. People don't want me to say the truth

Abbykem:
It's there view/opinion. Must u counter them?

I guess it's a thing you know...

egopersonified:
Just go through all your posts to know the people you have insulted on nairaland since 2005, hopefully they might be less than a thousand, happy viewing

Estharfabian:
You even listen to girly songs? seriously?
What a softie!

Uh....Pictures of me? You don't say!!

Oh! You're on my BBM list.... ***A costly mistake I'd always Regret***Those days when I thought u were Human...:

adegunwa4real:


Damn! ur mean

'( I ain't o....


I just hate vizkiz sometimes....

vizkiz:
[b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )


I guess that's a story for another thread...

I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.

I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*

I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse


We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.


After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already

I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ?


On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom


My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?



Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me



Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey


I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass

Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]

tosyne2much:
Don't be a doubting Thomas

vizkiz:



why would I lie Uh?

Monalisa185:


haha, same reason you just did...

What's makes you think I did Uh?

vizkiz:


What's makes you think I did Uh?

Monalisa185:


ehhhh...a Lotta things...lemme give you one.... under how many secs you were asked "what's your monicker?" you had all the time in the world to think of using those buddies' monickers....and you also thought of reasons not to...and she was there looking at you and waiting for an answer before you eventually decided to tell her your monicker? ....haaaaaaa!!!!

seems you have never experienced such stuff before. Welcome to the real world