Nairaland Forum

FL Gators:

ema wo bobo yi.
agidi e ti po ju

e easy? i get the power

wanville:

@post
1. good cook
2. efficient dishwasher
3. loves housework

just kiddin em em

what's wrong with those? My calculus teacher cooks, changes the kids diapers, etc 'cause his wife can't cook so well and he just does it better, according to him. Now, that's a real man.

Humming Funmi Aragbaye's song

We have arrived, women have arrived(2x)
Oh yea, we have arrived
Oh we have arrived
Nigerian women, we have arrived

na2day?:

e easy? i get the power  

here u are with yet another woman

e be like say u worse pass 190

Which woman?
ejo ejo o, no be me

chiogo:

what's wrong with those? My calculus teacher cooks, changes the kids diapers, etc 'cause his wife can't cook so well and he just does it better, according to him. Now, that's a real man.  

ur calculus teacher needs to get a life

Oxone:

here u are with yet another woman

e be like say u worse pass 190

dude, no come here pour sand sand for my garri ooo  

FL Gators:

Which woman?
ejo ejo o, no be me

darling dont let these ppl scare u jare

na2day?:

ur calculus teacher needs to get a life

Jealousy! He's married with kids so obviously, he has a life.

FL Gators:

Which woman?
ejo ejo o, no be me

he has a case in court with acid drop, secretz & a lot more other i cant mention here

the charges na intimate molestation, so i guess a word they say is enof 4 the wise

Oxone:

he has a case in court with acid drop, secretz & a lot more other i cant mention here

the charges na intimate molestation, so i guess a word they say is enof 4 the wise

My dear, I hear you oh.
so na true

FL Gators:

My dear, I hear you oh.
so na true

true ke


am working on making sure he ends up in the same jail with 190 for the safety of our good women o b4 it they become full blown Molester

wanville:

Honey wait!!You know i turned down many proposals because of u and now Do you smoke? we can work something out somehow, dont leave _{(launches into 2face's please don't go how i love you soo)}

see another proove, the guy is incorrigible.
they hit everything in skirt, am sure if you hang a skiirt on a tree, 190 & na2day go chase am

chiogo:

Jealousy! He's married with kids so obviously, he has a life.  

no, he has kids not a life, major difference  

Oxone:

he has a case in court with acid drop, secretz & a lot more other i cant mention here

the charges na intimate molestation, so i guess a word they say is enof 4 the wise

lair! ! !  

FL Gators:

My dear, I hear you oh.
so na true

u sef dey believe am

wanville:

Honey wait!!You know i turned down many proposals because of u and now Do you smoke? we can work something out somehow, dont leave _{(launches into 2face's please don't go how i love you soo)}

bcuz of u i will start smoking sef ****still vex and flexing****  

Oxone:

they hit everything in skirt, am sure if you hang a skiirt on a tree, 190 & na2day go chase am

sumtin dey worry u, u think say i no know the difference between woman and tree?

na2day?:


sumtin dey worry u, u think say i no know the difference between woman and tree?

i seriously doubt that

the other day 190 passed a boutique & their mannequin went missing

una no dey hear all this aids talk

Oxone:

i seriously doubt that

the other day 190 passed a boutique & their mannequin went missing

una no dey hear all this aids talk

i use protection

wbb

na2day you damn love-vendor.

what do you ladies see in na2day that you can't find in me

He must have a fat bank account!

patwhizkid:

He must have a fat bank account!

so thats all it takes

patwhizkid:

He must have a fat bank account!

Oxone:

so thats all it takes

_{laugh and roll eyes} haha you better start your second job

sexyLeamon:

_{laugh and roll eyes} haha you better start your second job

hell no, tot u all were worth alot more

well i do have a very fat bank account but wld rather die alone than with some gold digger who's with me cos of my money

thank God, i was poor when i got married

it helped me get a woman who loves me for me

@ oxone
yes o, am still composing my list. But 4 now, is 'FAT BANK ACCOUNT'.

must have:

must be a MAN
must be educated(atleast bachelors degree)
must beleive in God/christian
cant be short (sorry)
must be understanding/humble

No ways:

Illiterate
arrogant (wont even finish a first date with him)
loud (hell no!)
geeky(naaaaaaaaaaH)
ethiest (u can forget it!)

C2H5OH:

na2day you damn love-vendor.

what do you ladies see in na2day that you can't find in me

if u want lessons let me know, na free class

Hmmmmmm,

See these culprits sef, . . . . . . . .

wanville:

Dude!I hope u mean online when you say you are married. Becase online flirting still counts as cheating!

did i not warn u abt that dude? u don see now. na only me truly loff u

:p