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Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by Maximip(m): 8:33am On Jun 08, 2009
Some ladies don't notice this so i decided to drop it off my sleeves. Follow this steps to catch a cheating husby or boyfie.

1. hide his perfume, or anything that alters his smell so he's all natural. make sure you know the smell
of his perfume too.

2. let him loose to the office or when he claims he want to go hanging out with his buddies.

3. when he gets back. smell him, smell him real good. smell slowly

4. BINGO! if he's been cheating, you'll smell it on him. Another lady's perfume.

you may not be in luck if the other lady is not wearing a perfume or if she's wearing a weak one that fades off him before
he gets home.
Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by whitelexi(m): 8:38am On Jun 08, 2009
Smelling for perfumes is old stuff, a guy can get over that by just saying he had a hug or two. A sharp guy will get a perfume on the way home and claim he couldn't find the first one u hid away.
Alternatively, he can wind up the windows of the car and have a quick smoke with the a/c on. . . That kills off any smells, or he can just sprinkle a little remy martin here and there while having a drink grin grin grin
Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by Nobody: 9:40am On Jun 08, 2009
thats why some women get in the wrong arguments with their spouses. smelling him for perfume!!!!!!
why dont you take his cokc out and smell that too? might smell of the condom or the other girls vagina. better yet, you could also hide in the booth of his car and see where he is going and jump out the minute you hear that there is a girl with him (and look like a bloody psycho in the same process).
if you have absolutely no trust in your spouse/bf/lover then what is the point in staying/being with them?! I can testify to most of the men out here that nobody wants to be smell whenever they meet our significant other. running away from the psycho woman who does that would be my first priority.
if you dont trust him then walk away.
Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by biola44: 9:45am On Jun 08, 2009
MRbrownJAY:

thats why some women get in the wrong arguments with their spouses. smelling him for perfume!!!!!!
why dont you take his cokc out and smell that too? might smell of the condom or the other girls vagina. better yet, you could also hide in the booth of his car and see where he is going and jump out the minute you hear that there is a girl with him (and look like a bloody psycho in the same process).

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Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by spikedcylinder: 9:48am On Jun 08, 2009
A sharper guy will have another bottle of perfume in his car. Your nose will just bleed for nothing.

Verdict on method: FAIL.

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Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by JJYOU: 10:39am On Jun 08, 2009
Maximip:

Some ladies don't notice this so i decided to drop it off my sleeves. Follow this steps to catch a cheating husby or boyfie.

1. hide his perfume, or anything that alters his smell so he's all natural. make sure you know the smell
of his perfume too.

2. let him loose to the office or when he claims he want to go hanging out with his buddies.

3. when he gets back. smell him, smell him real good. smell slowly

4. BINGO! if he's been cheating, you'll smell it on him. Another lady's perfume.

you may not be in luck if the other lady is not wearing a perfume or if she's wearing a weak one that fades off him before
he gets home.
try something else this is definately a non sarter
Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by snazzydawn(f): 3:32pm On Jun 08, 2009
you are looking for trouble. Why not just let sleeping dogs lie until you actually catch him.
Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by Maximip(m): 5:16pm On Jun 08, 2009
hmmmm, you guys just bad-mouthed the technique. This could really be a starting point
before she gets in the booth of his car or install a tracking device in his pants.

And you trust someone doesn't mean they can't cheat. It can just happen sometimes unplanned.
Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by Nobody: 4:19am On Jun 09, 2009
Maximip:

hmmmm,  you guys just bad-mouthed the technique. This could  really be a starting point
before she gets in the booth of his car or install a tracking device in his pants.
And you trust someone doesn't mean they can't cheat. It can just happen sometimes unplanned.

what technique are you talking about?!
didnt you understand that the booth/smell of dikc thingy was a joke?!
some of the foundations of happy relationships are honesty, trust and compatibility (in my book) so if you do not trust the person laying next to you then move on or re-evaluate your relationship. you cant go on in life worrying about the wrong things. yes cheating can happen, in both men/women, and unless there is evidence to the contrary, you should believe that your spouse/bf is faithful.
if there is some evidence of cheating then sit down and communicate with him/her directly about it and take the necessary measures instead of trying to be James Bond. can you imagine how your spouse would feel if you smell him every night yet he has always been faithful to you?!
there are far worst things that can happen unplanned, you can get hit by a bus, catch a deadly disease, loose your job or worst disasters.
enjoy what you have rather than worrying about what may or not happen!!!!
Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by Nobody: 4:28am On Jun 09, 2009
All these for a boyfriend?

What a waste of time!!!
Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by Oxone(m): 4:47am On Jun 09, 2009
what happened to trusting the guy & giving him the benefit of doubt undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by Nobody: 4:49am On Jun 09, 2009
Oxone:

what happened to trusting the guy & giving him the benefit of doubt undecided undecided undecided undecided
When faithfullness dies,paranoia is born.
Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by ThoniaSlim(f): 6:17am On Jun 09, 2009
Old trick. . .works no More!  cool Each passing day the playaz are stepping up their game. . .n you gat to keep up with them or you get left behind! cheesy
Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by sureshvv: 6:24am On Jun 09, 2009
Bump smiley yah thats right
Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by tolaani: 3:32pm On Mar 29, 2012
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Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by joanana(f): 5:21pm On Mar 29, 2012
spikedcylinder: A sharper guy will have another bottle of perfume in his car. Your nose will just bleed for nothing.

Verdict on method: FAIL.

hahahahahahah
Re: Catch A Cheating Husband Or Boyfriend - Works Perfectly by luckgames(m): 6:04pm On Mar 29, 2012
Maximip: Some ladies don't notice this so i decided to drop it off my sleeves. Follow this steps to catch a cheating husby or boyfie.

1. hide his perfume, or anything that alters his smell so he's all natural. make sure you know the smell
of his perfume too.

2. let him loose to the office or when he claims he want to go hanging out with his buddies.

3. when he gets back. smell him, smell him real good. smell slowly

4. BINGO! if he's been cheating, you'll smell it on him. Another lady's perfume.

you may not be in luck if the other lady is not wearing a perfume or if she's wearing a weak one that fades off him before
he gets home.

Dumb way
To the players (men)
If you live alone and had lady visitor do the following things
Check your bathroom for lady's hair, and the sink very important
Clean the bathroom and sink
Check you apartment to make sure, she didn't leave any thing behind
Change your bed sheet
Spray some perfume in the rooms
Always have other shirt in the car,---NO LIPSTICK problem
Have a perfume in the car or Office

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