Leave trash for lawma

godoluwa:
A fowl on Friday around Konwea Plaza in Asaba, Delta State allegedly pecked a buyer to coma, leaving the crowd who had thronged the scene to catch a glimpse of the incident to scamper for safety.

It was gathered that a big broiler on sale with others by the plaza, pecked the buyer identified as Sunday Ibie on his eyes.

The customer, who had wanted to buy the chicken, immediately fell to the ground breathing heavily before he was rushed to the Federal Medical Centre, Asaba.


Source

http://www.punchng.com/chicken-pecks-buyer-to-coma-in-asaba/

End time chicken

Firefire:
A'ye akamara!


Cc: Lalasticlala

You listen to sunny ade?

Whoever chicken kill is close to the grave already

Guessing the chicken was in a 'no retreat no surrender' mission

End time Fowl. Imagine having this on his death certificate.


Cause of Death : Trauma due to Chicken Peck. Chai

Oh Lawd!
ROTFLMAO what sort of chicken is that?

strange..wishing him quick recovery

End time chicken

enieme:
Evidence or I don't believe it. Punch is even fond of reporting rumour as news

I have seen this story time and time again and never cared to read it because it's obviously a lie. The only reason I've chosen to view it is because it appeared on front page.
However I can picture it happening if the pecks from the chicken triggered a heart attack - not saying it's what necessarily happened but it's a possibility.

I still don't believe the story anyway.

Dont joke with an angry bird

so that chicken that was chasing a dog up and down finally found its way tp asaba market.

Chicken be like Na me u wan carry do New Year..

In Chinese man's voice, how can?
If man kill goat,nobe news,but if goat kill man,na news.
If customer kill chicken, nobe news,but if chicken pecks customer,na news.
If Chelsea win Arsenal nobe news,but if Arsenal win Chelsea na news.......this world na waaaaao

jayloms:
How chicken come take peck him eye now? Him dey look the chicken eye ball to eye ball ni?

DO YOU WORK WITH JAMB? WHAT A QUESTION?

When the end time parent cock has eaten those end time feeds and now over sized
Why won't the pecking send the end time buyer to coma in that endtime market

Chai jesu nest time my bro u won't purchase that chicken again

But the stori sef get k leg
How come
Emmagin
Negodu
Mba
I no green nah
Endtime lies

@moderator you have modrated what I didn't modrate
I did not put rooster
Nah cock I put so reverse am

Lwkm... Baba no wan die!..xmas dne pass la,weytin ein wan chop chicken 4??...

End time chicken?

nawa oh..which kind chicken be DAT? abi d guy never chop?

[size=16pt] My guy buy angry bird!!! [/size]

I suspect FOWL play.

One of Olamide fans dey Pick up on Don jazzy pple......olamide own Niger mainland truly

AmakaDNB:
Whoever chicken kill is close to the grave already

Lol.... u no lie ooo

The great king of Kuvuki land needs the blood of this end time chicken. Let the great one feed his spirit to the bones. Yeboo!!!!

that is before you buy me and kill me i will teach you a lesson u not forget....

End time chicken, lwkmdead LOLEST LOL.
I Pity the man sha, hw im go narrate am giv pezn??
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chicken beat me lol

What baffles me the most is the modus operandi of our police. Why arrest the chicken seller to help in what investigation? An animal reacts in a natural show of self defense and a buyer falls victim. What is there to investigate? Poor seller! The 3000 naira she made from the sale is now in jeopardy.

The police will arrest the person they can collect money from. Since they cannot collect money from the accused (the chicken), the next person is the chicken seller. They will probably not add the option of the chicken in their pots out of fear that it has supernatural powers. Otherwise? Hmmm. I rest my case.

The capacity of the chicken to further unleash terror on the Nigerian citizens must be totally decimated in my pot of soup. So bring it to now or never.

chicken pecks buyer to coma.

jmichlins:
Endtime chicken sending endtime buyer into coma in an endtime market on the beginning of the week. What figure of speech is that

pun