baddo

I never got caught too. Except the day my sis caught me reading her x-rated magazine. minus that, i was a smooth criminal

sexaddict08:


I've always been smart with bad things....I never get caught. Imagine I've been having sex since 17 and smoking since 19, now I'm 29.
nobody in my family knows my girlfriend and nobody believe I smoke...
that's me....

bless you too.

jeffcheddy:

Amen God bless you!

d day my mum caught me fingering our neighbours daughter

cherylsmith:
Hey

hw u?

sexaddict08:


you're 25 years old ...

Mah mum caught me when i was giving our maid head though she was older nd mum didn't like it

kirchofff:
Lol......she caught me stealing meat from d pot.....den I froze, I couldn't return d meat and I couldn't eat it ........naso I hang like fone wey dey use 512mb ram,,,naim she con use hot slap UNfreeze me

hahahahahahaha...i can just imagine u fear u felt at that moment. Lol..

niggi4life:
[b]there was this our neighbor's daughter whom I had madt crush for, I had sent my little cousin to her with several love letters for us to date..then she came to my place one day to visit me, mum was in the palor so I waited till she went outside then I smuggled the girl to my bedroom...she was 14 and I was 16... Somehow we started losing then I took off all her clothes, I was so engrossed in the smooching that I didn't realise the door was wide open.... I started all the pre-intimacy that I have watched Mr Marcus and Bros Lexington Steel used to do.... I was about to enter the place when my mum gave me a dirty slap at my back....I almost fainted while d girl covered her tiny breasts and her face.
The sad part was that mum was best friend with her mother and her mum was even in the palor cos my mum went to pay her a visit and she escorted my mum back.
When d girl's mother saw her daughter she almost died .

I couldn't sleep that night till my dad came. And trust naija parents, dem go wake u up around 5am come flog the hell out of your life.
I was grounded for 2 weeks and even when I passed the girl's house I always form making phone calls [/b]

u should be a nollywood script writer.

I was caught wit bet9ja slip at age 15.she reported me 2 my dad nd dat evening waz hell 2 me.

gynny:
hahahahahahaha...i can just imagine u fear u felt at that moment. Lol..

my sister I didn't knw someone can get frozen without been exposed to a severe cold

Mine was when mum saw two porn CDs in my cloth bag. Omo the words wey i hear pass beating and the matter reach my principal desk o. It wasnt a funny experience at all. Days later, I searched the nook and cranny of her wardrope in search of my cherished mojos but couldn't find them. I was a porn addict then sha. I did worse things afterward but was never caught cos I became smarter and smoother in my modus operandi

octopusfreaky:
kissing my cousin

How could u do such a tin don't u know it's an abomination?

OMG.......things badt niggas and babes have done

Always the good son

donholy28:
one of my guys gave me a porn CD...as I dey watch am,na im NEPA take light...I come go out,when i came back mom
was in d parlor watching another film...later that night dem use cane design my body...d mark still dey

Me no dey make that kain mistake ooo. Before we got a VCD player, our video player for house suffer sha. The thing sef don already give up, na me revive am solely for my viewing pleasure and my padis. I turn engineer by force ooo. The thing b say d player no dey work until I use cotton wool clean the play head, come place my hand on top like say na my blood dey run am. No body for house know say our video player dey work. Na when malle and palle don go work on go sleep na him I dey use am. E funny as dem no catch me sha. Omo I like mojo pass food then ooo, Ebenezer, Joshua, Felix, jimmy and co can attest to that sha.

Caught me masturbating and ejaculating... I had to pretend as if my dick was on overdrive

Watching porn wit her system and I 4got 2. delete it Watching porn wit her system and I 4got 2. delete it Watching porn wit her system and I 4got 2. delete it

dearsly:
Fornicating wit house help

dat 1 na house helpcating

oldtopics:
givng my boyfriend a job...blowjawb

u guys work wit ministry of social affairs? bkos I'm an applicant Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo

sumtime in 2004/5 ma dad caught ma kid brodaz wit a letter & cash (600naira in 20box mint notes) in an envelope dey were suppose to give ma pri sch crush who wuz deir senior in d boarding hauz....Mehn na so popcy tear d letter & use d money buy fuel 4 hiz car dat he has not driven in 2month & after embarrassing me @ home he happily told me aw he flexing d money he found in d letter............
(fast 4ward to 2016) nw d gal na babymama dat can't even point who is rili d fada of d child I sha TankGod but I nid ma money bk abeg

very funny n hilarious. Blessed ar ye whose sins ar nt remembered. Dats where i belong.#verybahdSharpGuy

WASMOG:
I thought she's traveling so I control one fine girl my school mate we went home together when was about to start downloading I just here her voice in yoruba eku le ooo

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

taiwokyle:
Was just reminiscing when I remembered when my mom caught me urinating in a pot because she didn't give me money to mend my kitto sandal, I was about six(6) then. You can guess what the result was naw...


Share yours with us

Taah shut up, you no fit dey 6 years wear KITO sandals, you know when Kito reign ?? you don lie so tey devil don dey call you pale !!

preciousMI1:


ahh ahhh chineke! you did a strong thing oh... you dint even think of what others will eat... u geh mind

Lol, I was still a teen then, so it didn't bother me.

Sharmeenator:
Mine was when mum saw two porn CDs in my cloth bag. Omo the words wey i hear pass beating and the matter reach my principal desk o. It wasnt a funny experience at all. Days later, I searched the nook and cranny of her wardrope in search of my cherished mojos but couldn't find them. I was a porn addict then sha. I did worse things afterward but was never caught cos I became smarter and smoother in my modus operandi

ur a law student?

when I was about 10, she walked into my room to find me talking and laughing all by myself! she froze n all through dat day she kept asking me who I was talking to.I think she thought I'd bn possessed by some evil spirit...lol

Amberon:
lying liar.... of this is true then you should be at least 39 years old.

I'm in my mid 40's. BTW, I met my wife 28 years ago if you want to do the math go ahead.

preciousMI1:


jeeeez! 19years? baba oh... I hail o!!! my regards to wifey.... she dey here?

She visit this forum once in a while as a guest to read my post but never leave a comment.

Una no get matter, because mine can crash nairaland

preciousMI1:


jeeeez! 19years? baba oh... I hail o!!! my regards to wifey.... she dey here?

She visit this forum once in a while as a guest to read my post but never leave a comment. What was funny was she called me on the phone when I was writing the original story and asked me "what are you doing? my reply was " oh! I'm just trying to reply a question posted on nairaland forum" she then asked again " what was the question" I hesitated, then replied "What Was The Craziest Thing Your Mom Caught You Doing" we were both laughing because she knew what I was going to say.

jeffcheddy:


Thanks spicey... Happy new year!!

Same to u dear

My mum bought amala from our neighbour down stairs, and we were eating inside and I came out. and I saw our neighbour's daughter (iya amala pikin oo) I don't even knw what happened but we found ourselves inside a curtain she pulled down her pant and I was observing the punanny, it was red inside..

and suddenly my mum and elder sis came out, we were caught in the act and I was told to go inside I don't think they even beat me sef I was very young and wasn't even embarrassed. I was like 3/4/5yrs

since then have been a good bad guy, am very careful with my bad deeds...