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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by stevecantrell: 2:25pm On Jan 07, 2016
That kid is probably freakified for life....accept my sympathies.

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by Rennerglo: 2:37pm On Jan 07, 2016
Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.

just explain to him thats the way adults play. cos i believe at 10 years of age he must have seen something like that on tv

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by Etizz: 2:37pm On Jan 07, 2016
Just tell d kid it's a play called kpa Kpa Kpa Kpa....


And if d kid ask any question, jus say it's kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo.....

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by ElFenomeno1: 2:37pm On Jan 07, 2016
Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.


So both of you were fu cking each other out like sex starved animals while your kids where in the house?
Smh. Deal with the consequences

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by hezy4real01(m): 2:38pm On Jan 07, 2016
Na 2 lock up ooo didn't even try to ask him anything.... But una self no lock door abi no door 4 de room ni[sub]
Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by Nobody: 2:38pm On Jan 07, 2016
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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by ElFenomeno1: 2:38pm On Jan 07, 2016
I can't imagine the gory sight... that kid will be scared for life!
Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by kirchofff(m): 2:39pm On Jan 07, 2016
JanuaryTempest:
You'll probably never get another kiss from him again after he found out where those lips have been grin

hav u 4gotten dat he also came outta dat place grin

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by hertz9te(m): 2:39pm On Jan 07, 2016
groceries
Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by isimemenuduehi11: 2:42pm On Jan 07, 2016
My advise is for u to lecture d child on sex education.

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jan 07, 2016
Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.


D best u can do is call him and ask him what he saw. Then explain to him that what you and his mum is what people that are married to each other do so that they can give birth. Trust me he understands what you were doing not with the rate kids of this days learn. Apologise to him for the embarrassing moment .
pls dont shy away from him.Talk about it comfortably. Its what i do with my gurls

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by Ramanto(m): 2:43pm On Jan 07, 2016
Just call him and talk to him like a father. Ask him what did he see? The innocent guy might actually failed to observe anything was out of ordinary.
Next time make sure u lock the door with an iron-cast lock
Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by Eluwilussit(m): 2:43pm On Jan 07, 2016
Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.


Ten year old no be small pikin na. Him know already. Just explain to him that daddy had to show mommy some love. Also remind him that he would need to knock next time.

My 5 year old knows that when mommy and daddy are in the room, he would have to knock. He knows some loving might be going on. Ten is old enough.

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by Nobody: 2:44pm On Jan 07, 2016
D kid will b like so eating of ass make someone cry? shocked gonna try d stuff on joy my class maybe she'sgonna cry like mom! grin grin i wont beat her with my hand but eat her ass!!

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by superstarDikk(m): 2:44pm On Jan 07, 2016
KashyBaby:
cheesy daddy so nasty...lucky that wife was Been drilled good tongue I have no answer but the story is good.
u don de wish na u abi?

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by mudia3012: 2:45pm On Jan 07, 2016
Y una nr dy careful sef una nr fit even lock door.nw c d trauma wen una go mk d pass all he life
Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by Niceman4u(m): 2:46pm On Jan 07, 2016
chocolateme:
Sorry about that. You should be more careful in your home, you should not make him feel odd about the scenario especially your wife. Don't try to be suddenly over nice to him or over harsh. Just keep living normally as you used to but I cant promise u that the picture will erase easily from his head but as they grow, teach them the rules of life and what it takes to grow in the fear of God.
It depends on your way of raising your kids to dtermine if he will say it or not to others but I seriously doubt that because he may never really know what or how to explain what he saw and trust me children of nowadays and their exposure sef. But try to talk to your wife about those crying episode and drama of hers so that everything can get back to normal in the house. It is well.


who r u babe?
Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by justicejay(m): 2:46pm On Jan 07, 2016
PushMusic:
Tell him you were giving her an injection to help her make another baby.
Go get a needle and Syringe to show him as proof. grin
injecting her with his mouth in her ass undecided

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by Boeing777pilot: 2:46pm On Jan 07, 2016
Next time ensure that the area is secure
Lock the door before you commence take off procedures grin

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by onila(f): 2:47pm On Jan 07, 2016
lol dont feel guilty

most kids catch their parents having sex
no big deal

he shld be happy, hes mummy gets attention from her hubby

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by niggi4life(m): 2:47pm On Jan 07, 2016
Hahahahahahahahaha grin
Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by jmoore(m): 2:48pm On Jan 07, 2016
See the way you just 'poisoned' the kid with live porn. undecided


You can never format his brain.

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by tomholly: 2:48pm On Jan 07, 2016
cover ya face in shame

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by Damikevin(m): 2:48pm On Jan 07, 2016
Better tell him the truth in a fatherly way! If you try sugar coating it, he will go anD try it with his pair, plus teach your child to knock on the door before he enters any room, as parents you can never be too careful, Nanny martha may have taken em up stairs yes, but that don't stop you from locking your door.

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by faruz: 2:49pm On Jan 07, 2016
Gbese re ooooo.......
Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by tamquezee(m): 2:49pm On Jan 07, 2016
Very embarrassing! Short of words here.
Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by kingsilly(m): 2:49pm On Jan 07, 2016
Just put Omarion track supposed to be and wink @ ya boy.... Guycode.
He's 10, I'm sure he knows the drill of what is happening, next time eat your groceries with the door locked grin

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by badonkadonk: 2:50pm On Jan 07, 2016
Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.


Lolz... Hahahahahahhhahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha...

*Falling from Palm tree.. *



Modified: You are even lucky the boy did not come closer to beat that your head or yansh... Screaming ''Stop making my mummy cry! Stop making my mummy cry!''


OR EVEN..

Come closer to ask you the father '' Papa! Wat do u think you are doing insyd my mummy's poopoo place?

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by sapien(m): 2:50pm On Jan 07, 2016
Simple stuff. Tell the boy you are trying to remove the hairs stuck in Mum's asss with your teeth.

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by BABANGBALI: 2:50pm On Jan 07, 2016
your son caught you eating his mum buraciously,hahahhahahaaaaa grin grin grin That will forever remain the memory of your son and he is gonna practice it soon. Clap for your deek grin

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by MizMyColi(f): 2:51pm On Jan 07, 2016

Good Afternoonsmiley

Brainwashing him won't do sir.
I think you or your wife need to talk with him.
Come clean.

I think I have an idea how weird it can be, but your wife needs to get herself together and have talks with him.
What you've done is absolutely nothing to be ashamed about and any right thinking person, even a one year old should understand.

If I were in your wife's shoes, or your shoes, my conversation would be stuff in the lines of....

Hey, let's go out for the weekend, shall we?

Yaaaayyyy, just the two of us? or with mum and my siblings.

Naaa, just the two of us.

At this point, his senses would tell him that it might be connected to the incident. You should try as much as possible to stop acting awkward around him or guilt-tripping yourselves. Even if you are in the car together, don't act all weird, just be your normal self. Pretend like nothing happened. Then when you feel it's the right time to talk to him, you can chirp in.....

[b]Actually, I wanted us to have some time away to discuss what you saw the other day.
First off, you, my son, were not meant to see such - not because it is bad, but because it is something that adults do privately to make babies and show love and commitment to their partner.

That was more reason we asked the nanny to take you and your siblings to our neighbours place.
It is unfortunate that you came in at the time you did.

Now, my dear son, you need to rid your mind of everything you saw. Do not share such with anyone because if you do, they might make a mockery of me and your mother. It is in our best interest as a family that we put the incident behind us and lead our normal happy lives.

You are my son and I know you are responsible.
Would you want anyone to mock us for any reason? I know you won't.
Don't even bring this up among your siblings, it is not proper to discuss such.
And try as much as you can to put whtever you saw away so that you will not be distracted from your studies and other things, okay?

Make me proud, inugo?
smiley[/b]

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Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by godwinony(m): 2:52pm On Jan 07, 2016
So awkward..

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