Na wa o. End time kini.

kateskitty:

I don't have any ticket to give away, I made my own way here. As for being on fire, I'm flattered

No ticket to give out?what about my glasses?I just checked my messages and didn't see the glasses in any of them..I am so heart broken,that's two hearts ur breaking in one night,..btw anyone who is on fire is definitely above average in the looks department so,am just saying the truth and not trying to flatter u

No wahala! Your problems has been solved, come to me and i will marry you, but you mag have to find and catch me first

imagine.!!! d hole must be dangerous to enter.? meeeeehhhnnn

Well...d only advice I can give is to visit a pastor and give ur life to Christ...with that God can have mercy on ur f*uking wide pussy.

torqque7:

No ticket to give out?what about my glasses?I just checked my messages and didn't see the glasses in any of them..I am so heart broken,that's two hearts ur breaking in one night,..btw anyone who is on fire is definitely above average in the looks department so,am just saying the truth and not trying to flatter u

Oh dearie me, I don't know how to send you the glasses. Don't be heart broken
Have you seen How To Get Away With Murder? Watching it right now. You may like it, helps with broken hearts. Just kidding though

kateskitty:

Who said anything about a reward
BTW someone said and I quote "I'm even average looking and not that pretty" I wonder why he should go to that level of trying to dis someone he doesn't even know

.Sry about dat sis..twas rude and uncalled 4.

fvcking hillarious shiii, make she go meet bricklayer to help her re her obo

kateskitty:

Oh dearie me, I don't know how to send you the glasses. Don't be heart broken

Well I could suggests another way for u to go about it but am not sure if it might be exactly possible, we might need to seek a second opinion from a small professor, profs are supposed to be smart so am sure with a help of one something will come up..but in the mean time, think about it over the night too and by tomorrow if u still cant find a way to send it then u and i will av to consult our small professor seating in that oversized chair.. lol,.av seen parts of how to get away with murder but was never really following.. so who exactly should I learn from?analeas or that black boy?

just advice for u, see a tailor. If the place is so wide to scare a doctor, go to a tailor to help u sew it for u.
chai!!!! take heart.

naughtynaughty:
smh dis dude is high on sme cheap drugs! Get off my way

hahahaha my comment pain her chaiii!!! d battle Lyn had bin drawn btw me n u.just watch out 4 season 3 of my next comment.score: 1-1,draw.

Make she go meet a plastic surgeon make d surgeon do plastic veejay for her.dem dey fit handle issues like dis for yankee or jardon.

kateskitty:

Anyway the unfortunate thing is that I'm already spoken for, so nothing can hit me and I can't fall for anything.

That's what they always say. Who spoke for you, was it the holy spirit?

naughtynaughty:
NB: b4 u read dis..no b me write am ooo. Nah copy I copy am from one site ooo..tor!

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http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/nigerian-lady-with-so-so-wide-vagina.html#sthash.avZmd74S.dpuf.

Abeg dis is hard 2belive. Hw is dis even possible? Haba! Nah 5 big d!cks dey sample u evriday? Did I jxt read pestle? Omg pestle? Insyd sum1's kini? Am dead! Hiah! Go meet a gud capenta 2help patch it up! Wts ur advice fr ha?

Bros nor doubt witch wen dey confess oo. Wen dem dun shit 4 church finish dem go dey find bible 2 clean yansh.

OP my advice 2u ur last bus stop is church.

don't have sex for a year. and trust nature to do its work

If u wan phuck this kind gal, u go carry yr fone with enuf data charger in case u fall inside the 'hole' atleast u go dy browse dy update police whr u dy so that they can cum and rescue you.
Na problem o

Made up! Its only an anus that can be that slack not a Virginia. If yur story is true, So all women who has given birth will have a big slack virginia? Cos all those objects u mentioned can't be as a baby's head.

Pishure, or..........

call my line 4 special hints!!!! lollll 08137596898

I can help link you up with a senior colleague who is a professional in that area to help tighten it..He trained in italy

merits:
hahahaha my comment pain her chaiii!!! d battle Lyn had bin drawn btw me n u.just watch out 4 season 3 of my next comment.score: 1-1,draw.

ahhaaa..dt feeling wen sum1 u dunno anytin abt is fighting u.. I feel lyka boss mehn. Bissssssshh yhor tripping!

Kisses4rmDxtanx:


Bros nor doubt witch wen dey confess oo. Wen dem dun shit 4 church finish dem go dey find bible 2 clean yansh.

OP my advice 2u ur last bus stop is church.

English pls?

naughtynaughty:
NB: b4 u read dis..no b me write am ooo. Nah copy I copy am from one site ooo..tor!

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http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/nigerian-lady-with-so-so-wide-vagina.html#sthash.avZmd74S.dpuf.

Abeg dis is hard 2belive. Hw is dis even possible? Haba! Nah 5 [b]big d!cks [/b]dey sample u evriday? Did I jxt read pestle? Omg pestle? Insyd sum1's kini? Am dead! Hiah! Go meet a gud capenta 2help patch it up! Wts ur advice fr ha?

Ehn . So this happened to you ?














Na yoke I dey yoke.

vislabraye:

Ehn . So this happened to you ?













Na yoke I dey yoke.

Well I believe u, u r d person going tru d problem n know what u r feeling. My advice is for u to stay way from sex for now n u said u have been making love with big male organs which in the first place led to your wide vagina. You also sound like u sleep around which will make u remain in your current situation. Its still better that u haven't encounter diseases. I no u r so pretty, rich men use cash to attract their species n turn them to what they have turned u too. Just stop sleeping around before guys that discussing u. God will solve your p. Abstain from sex for now m sure it wud be closing up gradually.

Chimourinho:
If u wan phuck this kind gal, u go carry yr fone with enuf data charger in case u fall inside the 'hole' atleast u go dy browse dy update police whr u dy so that they can cum and rescue you.
Na problem o

*falls inside pit toilet*

bmos:


Women who are fund of masturbing using huge objects are to hear and take heed. I know she used to enjoy it when she was younger but now the kiniko don wide like open sepulchre, regret don begin.

its a fake story...

Bollinger:


Lol. . .you realize that the whole story is made up by the OP or perhaps the MOD. If a woman can deliver a baby and the vagina can revert back to it's original state, then the OP is just spilling crap.

lol i do know.just playing along

shebi una say sex sweet....now face the tone...
well what has happened has happened you just have to learn try live with it

Hello,
My name is Frank,
I have a permanent yet affordable solution to the wide virgina,there's a substance that can be mixed with water and applied inside the virgina it contrasts the hole gently and painlessly,its from the north (at least I bought it from a northern man maybe from fulani I don't know where he's from) it doesn't cause any form of irritation,I like a wide virgina its good for MouthAction but if its too wide then its a curse or a wound,but am shocked why a lady should use a pestle to masturbate is she a nymphomaniac! Anyway I won't divulge where she can get it on social media,if she's serious she should call me 08032907249

Franklin

naughtynaughty:
hahahaha..looool she wie stil use office pin oo

bbm pin

That's unfortunate but I am glad to tell you that all hope is not lost. I learnt there is a church in IB called GOD WILL DO IT MINISTRIES. Maybe you should try it out.