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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by fx45(m): 3:55pm On Jan 19, 2016
asadike:
not yet
Hmmnnn!!!
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by agadez007(m): 4:01pm On Jan 19, 2016
Ikengawo:
Biko, ego n'ile i tirri na uloaku, je hota ya, zuta ala n'ile i werre ike i zuta.

mana ego Naira gaa daafo ka 1 = 300. O gaa daa ka 700 mbe nde IMF ge merri Buhari. Oge ahu, ego n'ile i burru na uloaku gee fepushia finish.

Mbe i zuta ala, i werre ike i re ya, hota ego ngi oge ozor. Ndi igbo birri na obodo oyibo ga zuta ala n'ukwurru i ru olu haa mbe naira gaa da 700+ maka nor ga shi ha ike.

Je na uloaku, burru ego ni o! Zuta ala. Currency ga da, ego nor na ala a gani ekwe daa. Owu ga saa onye obula bu cash tani. Ndi burru ala ga burru ako
to those who dont understand what the O.p posted,here it is

He said and i quote

that after watching the sparta film called 300,it is a very intresting american movie,and he hope the producers can make another part of the film,which they should called 700 or 700+

lol,confuse ga dimakwa

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by asadike(f): 4:16pm On Jan 19, 2016
fx45:
Hmmnnn!!!
y the Hmmnnn!!!? eh? biko achupu kwa na ndi na acho m na nairaland.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by fx45(m): 4:20pm On Jan 19, 2016
asadike:
y the Hmmnnn!!!? eh? biko achupu kwa na ndi na acho m na nairaland.
Hmmnnn!!!
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jan 19, 2016
Up till now, the ofe mmanus still dey confused!! grin grin
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by gemale(m): 5:13pm On Jan 19, 2016
Something abt naira plummeting further against d dollar abt 100% due 2 IMF pressure on buhari so peeps need 2 withdraw money placed in banks as inflation wld render savings useless then maybe buy foreign currency, send it abroad & buy assets (such as land) dere pending d tym d naira wld fall further? I'm nt dt sure cos my Igbo is super fvckd.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by falseman(m): 6:00pm On Jan 19, 2016
gemale:
Something abt naira plummeting further against d dollar abt 100% due 2 IMF pressure on buhari so peeps need 2 withdraw money placed in banks as inflation wld render savings useless then maybe buy foreign currency, send it abroad & buy assets (such as land) dere pending d tym d naira wld fall further? I'm nt dt sure cos my Igbo is super fvckd.


Efulefu. I'm 100% sure you were born in Lagos

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by warrah(m): 6:16pm On Jan 19, 2016
I swear this is the funniest thread i ever came across on NL.

Ejim uche na agbako udi ihe na aga n'obi ndi ofe mmanu.
Asusu igbo amaka.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by warrah(m): 6:19pm On Jan 19, 2016
falseman:

Efulefu. I'm 100% sure you were born in Lagos


My papa tell me say I be igbo, that's their way,really Efulefu grin grin grin
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by ICAMETOWIN(m): 7:22pm On Jan 19, 2016
Chaai Chaai aha eri a bu ogbara obia gharii,onye nu ya koro Ibe ya ooo.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by BluePearls(m): 7:30pm On Jan 19, 2016
IkpuMmadu:



ogini na achu oduduwa ..onye chupulu oduduwa...sheby them wan learn igbo


nkita lacha ha amu

lwkmd
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by BluePearls(m): 7:31pm On Jan 19, 2016
asadike:
y the Hmmnnn!!!? eh? biko achupu kwa na ndi na acho m na nairaland.

asadike e bu onye ebe? adim interested grin
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Atmmachine(m): 7:42pm On Jan 19, 2016
Kedu ihe mega nga ??
In my Aba accent
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Atmmachine(m): 7:43pm On Jan 19, 2016
warrah:



My papa tell me say I be igbo, that's their way,really Efulefu grin grin grin

I'bu ike okuko
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 7:50pm On Jan 19, 2016
gemale:
Something abt naira plummeting further against d dollar abt 100% due 2 IMF pressure on buhari so peeps need 2 withdraw money placed in banks as inflation wld render savings useless then maybe buy foreign currency, send it abroad & buy assets (such as land) dere pending d tym d naira wld fall further? I'm nt dt sure cos my Igbo is super fvckd.
Negodu ndu gi. Onye juru gi ihe I na aza?
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Skanas(m): 8:09pm On Jan 19, 2016
Ogini ne kwo di iha..Achi gi de go mu ochi, chilie ukwu'm na bu enu....ndi ba'nyi mma mma nu ooOooo....#Igboamaka...#042...#Ezeagu....

Nwanne, kam'waaaa here....
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Ikengawo: 8:09pm On Jan 19, 2016
agadez007:
to those who dont understand what the O.p posted,here it is

He said and i quote

that after watching the sparta film called 300,it is a very intresting american movie,and he hope the producers can make another part of the film,which they should called 700 or 700+

lol,confuse ga dimakwa

hahhahahah laughing in Oru dialect Igbo
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by asadike(f): 8:36pm On Jan 19, 2016
fx45:
Hmmnnn!!!
Nwokem, i na chokwa mu okwu
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by asadike(f): 8:38pm On Jan 19, 2016
BluePearls:


asadike e bu onye ebe? adim interested grin
dont mind dat isi okpukpu. Ihiala
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by BluePearls(m): 9:04pm On Jan 19, 2016
asadike:
dont mind dat isi okpukpu. Ihiala

nne DP gi na agbam ishi popcorn grin
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by kingsamosy(m): 9:06pm On Jan 19, 2016
gemale:
Something abt naira plummeting further against d dollar abt 100% due 2 IMF pressure on buhari so peeps need 2 withdraw money placed in banks as inflation wld render savings useless then maybe buy foreign currency, send it abroad & buy assets (such as land) dere pending d tym d naira wld fall further? I'm nt dt sure cos my Igbo is super fvckd.

Umu NNE m, okwa nu etua ka sabo si amarite. onye juru omacha ncha. ona afiri onu si na ona aza ajuju onwehi onye juru ya. aka m asa gi tajuo nsi onu, ka ma maka obi uka mua ekwi m.

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Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by IkpuMmadu: 9:52pm On Jan 19, 2016
kingsamosy:


Umu NNE m, okwa nu etua ka sabo si amarite. onye juru omacha ncha. ona afiri onu si na ona aza ajuju onwehi onye juru ya. aka m asa gi tajuo nsi on, ka ma maka obi uka mua ekwi m.

ina atupuru anu ofia ahu onu? sabo dika ya ....ya ka anyi na akpo efulefu
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by fx45(m): 9:53pm On Jan 19, 2016
asadike:
Nwokem, i na chokwa mu okwu
Mbanu! I have my reasons
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by warrah(m): 9:57pm On Jan 19, 2016
Atmmachine:
I'bu ike okuko
ya diri gi na mma Nwa aba ibe m....
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by fx45(m): 9:57pm On Jan 19, 2016
asadike:
Nwokem, i na chokwa mu okwu
O nweghi much ooo... I'm just trolling
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by FreshGuy2(m): 10:37pm On Jan 19, 2016
I'm enjoying this thread like ebe eji aki oyibo na ata oka..... In my sister's voice, Nkoli nwa nsukka "confuse gadimakwa o"
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by musicwriter(m): 10:39pm On Jan 19, 2016
Ikengawo:
Biko, ego n'ile i tirri na uloaku, je hota ya, zuta ala n'ile i werre ike i zuta.

mana ego Naira gaa daafo ka 1 = 300. O gaa daa ka 700 mbe nde IMF ge merri Buhari. Oge ahu, ego n'ile i burru na uloaku gee fepushia finish.

Mbe i zuta ala, i werre ike i re ya, hota ego ngi oge ozor. Ndi igbo birri na obodo oyibo ga zuta ala n'ukwurru i ru olu haa mbe naira gaa da 700+ maka nor ga shi ha ike.

Je na uloaku, burru ego ni o! Zuta ala. Currency ga da, ego nor na ala a gani ekwe daa. Owu ga saa onye obula bu cash tani. Ndi burru ala ga burru ako

Okwu gi di mma, ma okwu ndumodu gi abughi nani maka odimma ndi Igbo. Onye obula mara ihe na Nigeria n'afo a kwesiri ima ihe oga eji ego ya mee. Nwa mgbe nta IMF na ulo aku uwa ga eme ka nsogbu anyi ka njo. Naira g'ano 1:400 tupu afo agwu. Onye nwere nti ya nuru.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by iykemoney90(m): 11:49pm On Jan 19, 2016
Ndi ofe na ndi otaa Oji ka di confuse. Ka Chineke megherie ndi iro gi anya dika ona emegheri ndi ofe na ndi otaa oji na ihe edemede ah.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by mavinc4u(f): 1:31am On Jan 20, 2016
op, biko bia kowara m ihe nke a ofuma. i siri na naira ga-eru 700. nyabu na-anyi na aracha ofe ugbu a o ka bu 300. Nna a mmadu anwu kwa nu n' obodo a. chei, kedu ka anyi si ruo ebe a.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by Nobody: 5:37am On Jan 20, 2016
asadike:
lol. falls down from ukwu mango. I cant stop laughing o. Jesus, una no go kill me one day for nairaland o. Nwoke di mma, thk u so much for mentioning me, u just made my day. wey dem, umu igbo come o, od:uduwa Just fell from d sky. tony christopher, fx45, sirjeffry
Nne, rapu ndi ara ahu. Ha ga akwuriri udo maka ihe gbasara ndi igbo otu ubochi.
Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by jjbest123(m): 9:18am On Feb 18, 2018
Chai! Igbo amaka! Nwanne ihe ikwuru bu eziokwu,ya diri gi n' ezinaulo gi na nma,di kwara umu igbo nile na nma. Chukwu olisa gozie anyi...Iseeeee

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