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15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by glowshine(f): 2:56pm On Jan 21, 2016
15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A Fuckboy
1. He’s constantly begging for nudes. Fuckboys are hungry and desperate for female attention. They feed their fuckboy ways with nude pics from the dozens of girls they talk to on Tinder, OkC, Reddit, and other random sites. He hides his phone when he gets a Snapchat because he knows it’s gonna be some girl’s nudies. For every one nude pic you send, he’s getting like 10 others from other chicks.

2. He says he doesn’t believe in labels. Major warning sign you are dealing with a fuckboy is when a guy wants to keep things in the gray period and says he doesn’t believe in labels. What’s wrong with labels? I love labels! They help keep shit organized and let you know where you stand. A fuckboy doesn’t want you to know where you stand, though. He wants to just keep doing the damn thing without actually committing because then that way, when everything falls apart, he doesn’t have to be responsible for your feelings. He can be all, “well, we were never officially together…”
3. He’s disrespectful to his mother. A man who doesn’t respect his mother is just a fuckboy you don’t have time for. If he treats his mom like shit, just think about how he’s going to treat you when the honeymoon phase wears off. Yes, it’s important to see how he treats both of his both parents, but how he respects his mother is a clear reflection as to how he views women in his life.
4. He never wants to be seen in public with you. He always has some excuse for why you two can’t be seen together. He’s busy, doesn’t feel like going out, whatever. If a man isn’t proud to be seen with then obviously you’re just a sidepiece for this fuckboy.
5. He uses terms like “bros before hos,” “hos be like…” Just…no.

6. He has no ambition. A fuckboy has no job or he’s been stuck in the same job for years despite complaining every day on how much he hates his life.
7. You have no idea how many other women are in his life. Fuckboy’s phone is constantly blowing up with notifications, Snapchats, texts from other girls. You ask him how many girls he’s seeing and he keeps it vague as Bleep. Who knows how many girls he’s talking to.
8. He blows off your plans to hang but slides into your DMs. Fuckboys would rather have nudes than the real thing.
9. He talks shit about all of his exes or says they were “crazy”. He never has a single nice thing to say about his exes. They all wronged him in some way.
10. He says exactly what he thinks you want to hear. You confront him on his shit and he says things like “you’re totally right.” He says he’ll change. He’ll tell you reasons why you’re better than him. But fuckboy keeps doing what fuckboys always do.
11. His friends are basically all just like him. A group of FUCKBOYS? Hell no. Run.
12. He tries to make you feel like you owe him pics.
If a guy tries to guilt trip you for not sending a pic – he’s a fuckboy.
13. He keeps hitting on you even after you’ve rejected him or he’s with another girl. f u c k b o y
14. He’s the kind of guy that says you look tired when you’re not wearing makeup. He makes judgmental comments about your appearance, your outfit, your makeup, etc.
He definitely has an idea about how women “should” look and if you’re not on your A game every time you see him he WILL point it out. This is the ultimate fuckboy.
15. “Wanna come over and watch Netflix?” A classic fuckboy line.
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by yeman05(m): 2:58pm On Jan 21, 2016
I hear u...anyways some u re right to some extents

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Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by yeman05(m): 3:02pm On Jan 21, 2016
yeman05:
I hear u...anyways....u re right to some extents
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by allytinted: 3:32pm On Jan 21, 2016
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Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by cruzita(f): 3:37pm On Jan 21, 2016
those motherfuckerzz are not loyal

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Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Mhizizzy(f): 3:42pm On Jan 21, 2016
Fhuck all fhuck boys

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Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Nobody: 3:57pm On Jan 21, 2016
I am neva gon fall in2 those silly guyz hands again! Not even my enemy..esp yahoo boyz.. undecided dy r d most fuckboyz eva!
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by kalufelix(m): 4:00pm On Jan 21, 2016
Wow! Op you just described me completely but you also missed a whole lot of other points at the same time cos am largely more than what's up there...

If she aint hitting anal for starters then we have no business getting along

emi f*ckf*ck man ni o...
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by kalufelix(m): 4:04pm On Jan 21, 2016
naughtynaughty:
I am neva gon fall in2 those silly guyz hands again! Not even my enemy..esp yahoo boyz.. undecided dy r d most fuckboyz eva!
hmmn...naughtynaughty you'll love this banana i promise ))
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by glowshine(f): 4:36pm On Jan 21, 2016
kalufelix:
Wow! Op you just described me completely but you also missed a whole lot of other points at the same time cos am largely more than what's up there...

If she aint hitting anal for starters then we have no business getting along

emi f*ckf*ck man ni o...
ewww. na wa o

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Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by glowshine(f): 4:37pm On Jan 21, 2016
naughtynaughty:
I am neva gon fall in2 those silly guyz hands again! Not even my enemy..esp yahoo boyz.. undecided dy r d most fuckboyz eva!
it's the small money they stole that use to enter their head.

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Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Nobody: 4:37pm On Jan 21, 2016
F*ck boy aka iyalaya awon p*ssy niggas
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Nobody: 4:42pm On Jan 21, 2016
yawns
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by glowshine(f): 4:47pm On Jan 21, 2016
pinceprinz:
yawns
lassa fever rat will just enter your mouth
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Nobody: 4:47pm On Jan 21, 2016
Mhizizzy:
Fhuck all fhuck boys
fvck them all.

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Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by kalufelix(m): 4:54pm On Jan 21, 2016
glowshine:
ewww. na wa o
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by 2sex(m): 5:01pm On Jan 21, 2016
Speechless3:
fvck them all.
grin grin grin grin
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by osesology(m): 5:17pm On Jan 21, 2016
Mhizizzy:
Fhuck all fhuck boys
Nna take it easy na, shoo!
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by dlux: 5:19pm On Jan 21, 2016
Since when did a typical 9ja babe stop chasing after rich spoilt dudes or sugar daddies over guys with prospects and vigor? PERHAPS AFTER YOUR 3RD HEART BREAK RIGHT? Bleep boy kor, real dude niii.....Study your man b4 your open your legs if your pusi matters too much to your ego. Simple!

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Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Michellla(f): 6:59pm On Jan 21, 2016
fuckboys are easy to spot.

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Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by funds(m): 7:35pm On Jan 21, 2016
War Against fck Boys






Lol smiley
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Robilroy(m): 9:59pm On Jan 21, 2016
lol
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Robilroy(m): 10:00pm On Jan 21, 2016
Lol
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Spidermon: 10:03pm On Jan 21, 2016
kalufelix:
Wow! Op you just described me completely but you also missed a whole lot of other points at the same time cos am largely more than what's up there...

If she aint hitting anal for starters then we have no business getting along

emi f*ckf*ck man ni o...
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Nobody: 1:51pm On Feb 03, 2016
cruzita:
those motherfuckerzz are not loyal
have u experience one before
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Nobody: 1:52pm On Feb 03, 2016
Michellla:
fuckboys are easy to spot.
u can only spot d amateur ones
Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Michellla(f): 2:07pm On Feb 03, 2016
Tnnig:
u can only spot d amateur ones
you would know cause you're one huh ?

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Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Nobody: 3:21pm On Feb 03, 2016
Hehehe Check out them angry chics
hating on 'em fvckbwoys

Interestingly the fuckboys are the ones who get the most puna
The fuckboy is jobless so he has all the time in the world to woo and think up ways to woo chics- chics think thats romantic
The average dude is busy trying to make his bones. Chics dont want to hear how busy u are or how hard U working
They just want you to be around them.
and because he is idle he can borrrow cars etc he needs to impress the hunnies
They (fuckboys)are usually rude and arrogant because they got nothing upstairs
Chics misinterprete the arrogance to mean confidence
Overall if U get screwed by a fuckboy then its too fvcking bad

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Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by Nobody: 5:49pm On Mar 27, 2017
glowshine:
15 Tragic Signs
You’re Dealing With
A Fuckboy

1. He’s constantly begging for
nudes.
Fuckboys are hungry and desperate for
female attention. They feed their
fuckboy ways with nude pics from the
dozens of girls they talk to on Tinder,
OkC, Reddit, and other random sites. He
hides his phone when he gets a Snapchat
because he knows it’s gonna be some
girl’s nudies. For every one nude pic you
send, he’s getting like 10 others from
other chicks.


2. He says he doesn’t believe in
labels.
Major warning sign you are dealing with
a fuckboy is when a guy wants to keep
things in the gray period and says he
doesn’t believe in labels. What’s wrong
with labels? I love labels! They help keep
shit organized and let you know where
you stand. A fuckboy doesn’t want you to
know where you stand, though. He wants
to just keep doing the damn thing
without actually committing because
then that way, when everything falls
apart, he doesn’t have to be responsible
for your feelings. He can be all, “well, we
were never officially together…”

3. He’s disrespectful to his
mother.
A man who doesn’t respect his mother is
just a fuckboy you don’t have time for. If
he treats his mom like shit, just think
about how he’s going to treat you when
the honeymoon phase wears off. Yes, it’s
important to see how he treats both of
his both parents, but how he respects his
mother is a clear reflection as to how he
views women in his life.

4. He never wants to be seen in
public with you.
He always has some excuse for why you
two can’t be seen together. He’s busy,
doesn’t feel like going out, whatever. If a
man isn’t proud to be seen with then
obviously you’re just a sidepiece for this
fuckboy.

5. He uses terms like “bros
before hos,” “hos be like…”
Just…no.


6. He has no ambition.
A fuckboy has no job or he’s been stuck
in the same job for years despite
complaining every day on how much he
hates his life.

7. You have no idea how many
other women are in his life.
Fuckboy’s phone is constantly blowing
up with notifications, Snapchats, texts
from other girls. You ask him how many
girls he’s seeing and he keeps it vague as
Bleep. Who knows how many girls he’s
talking to.

8. He blows off your plans to
hang but slides into your DMs.
Fuckboys would rather have nudes than
the real thing.

9. He talks shit about all of his
exes or says they were “crazy”.
He never has a single nice thing to say
about his exes. They all wronged him in
some way.

10. He says exactly what he
thinks you want to hear.
You confront him on his shit and he says
things like “you’re totally right.” He says
he’ll change. He’ll tell you reasons why
you’re better than him. But fuckboy
keeps doing what fuckboys always do.

11. His friends are basically all
just like him.
A group of FUCKBOYS? Hell no. Run.

12. He tries to make you feel like
you owe him pics.

If a guy tries to guilt trip you for not
sending a pic – he’s a fuckboy.

13. He keeps hitting on you even
after you’ve rejected him or he’s
with another girl.
f u c k b o y

14. He’s the kind of guy that
says you look tired when you’re
not wearing makeup. He makes
judgmental comments about your
appearance, your outfit, your
makeup, etc.

He definitely has an idea about how
women “should” look and if you’re not
on your A game every time you see him
he WILL point it out. This is the ultimate
fuckboy.

15. “Wanna come over and watch
Netflix?”
A classic fuckboy line.
who did this to you ? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: 15 Tragic Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy by youngbelieve(f): 7:14pm On Mar 27, 2017
grin hmmm lemme come and be going

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