Use the right words

I title this joke "Use the right words"
Some have paid heavily for not doing so.

A man walked into hospital to consult a doctor.
Hear the conversation:

The man: Hello doctor!
Doctor: Hi! can I help you?

The man: Yeah! I came here for a help.
Doctor: You are welcome.

The man: Please I want to be castrated.
Doctor: What! Are you out of your mind?

The man: No sir, If I am I won't be here talking to you like  a gentle man.
Doctor: Well, go and think about it and later come back.

The man: There is nothing to think about, this is my 33rd year on earth.
So I know what is good for me and I can't be carrying about this thing like this.
I just want it cut away.
Doctor: well young man, it is against my profession and I won't do it for you.
Let me show you in this textbook the implication of what you're about to do and.....

The man: Interrupted the doctor and said, Neither you nor textbook can change my mind.
I've got money to pay you any amount you billed me.

The doctor: Well I have patients outside, please if you need it at all cost get this bill and pay prompt to the cashier.
Then come back and sign this consent form.

The man: "Now walked and paid the bill and later signed the consent form.
He was prepared and the surgery was finally done.

He was admitted on bed with drips, on the second day, he opted to go outside just to st row around.
He was permitted and as he was walking like a crab he saw another man walking like his.
He was surprised and said "may be this man did what he did too.
He asked him, "Is like you did thesame operation I did?

The other man replied "yes since I was born, 30years ago my parents did not circumcise me so I decided to come here for it.

The man: Now shouted "Eh circumcision is the word! Doctor doctor it was circumcision and not castration.
He ran to doctors office, and yelled "Doctor I wanted to do circumcision and not castration!"

The doctor: But I told you it's irreversible and I tried to convince you but you wouldn't listen to me.
There's absolutely nothing can be done, just go in this might and be a man.

The man: Be a man! When what makes me a man has been cut off?
The man started  and no one could help him for the damages.

Please always use the right words.

My brother, you got it all right there, MAKE UNA DEY USE THE RIGHT WORDS, EH..EH.. to avoid being castrated may be in the mouth or......

I love it.

Yepa! Baa, Baa, bad for the guy!

it is interesting

ooouch painfully funny

Ouch! That hurts.

Ouch! That hurts.

it really hurts

he is as good as dead

tyte post lol

yea

bad fruits

intrestin

wen u arrive

The man is finished. No more enjoyment.

god oo

dis joke is hilarious

Ds joke is C nd P

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inglish palaba

na so i see am o

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Rolling and Lauging

gedd up dear, cnt afford to wash this cloth uve been wearing for six months now

Serves him right.
Iba! Na small thing.

who ask u to kip shut

Lolabbey:

who ask u to kip shut

nobody lola, jst cant stop laughing

no sha shit 4 body

if him decide to shit for body wetin u go fit do?