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Breaking News ..........easter May Be Postponed by chiefobdk(m): 6:54pm On Jan 26, 2016
BREAKING NEWS ..........EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED.

Report says dat Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims the 30 pieces of silver is too small due to current economy situation.
He is demanding 100% increment on the amount. Negotiation is still
ongoing which means that Easter may not be celebrated this year.
You are hereby advised to free ur goats and chicken awaiting
crucifixion during the Easter season pending when he(Judas) will receive alert
4rm his bank.
Judas nd his entire family duly apologize for the inconveniences
caused.
Re: Breaking News ..........easter May Be Postponed by Idiataqueen(f): 6:57pm On Jan 26, 2016
funny
Re: Breaking News ..........easter May Be Postponed by Achuwa1(m): 6:58pm On Jan 26, 2016
If it was LIE MOHAMMED tht said it i would have believed him.

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