Are you heavily endowed upstairs? Unless you did bosom enlargement, consider it an asset and a gift from God. However, the following are some experiences you will be having on account of your tonne of mammary glands:

1. You’ll have deep cleavage and you sure can’t help that.

2. Hugging becomes clumsy because your boobs reach the other person before your arms do.

3. You grasp your boobs to stop them from bubbling up and down anytime you run up stairs or down stairs.

4. You lose snacks in your cleavage and only find them later when you take off the bra.

5. You struggle to minimize attention to yourself when you go in briefs at the beach.

6. Seat belts become inconvenient and seem to choke you.

7. You find yourself always defending your boobs because people ask if they are real.

8. People adjudge you as pushing your melons at them when you speak to them.

9. You get embarrassed at work because you try to look nice but your buttons keep popping open.

10. Your nipples show off themselves as visible when you don’t intend them to.

11. You’re bound to harm yourself even though your boobs seem to be your main selling point.

12. Putting on a sports bra becomes essentially impossible and a workout in itself.

13. You’ll always spill things on yourself, and when you do…it will be on your boobs.

14. Your bras work so hard to hold up your boobs to the point of making permanent indentation marks in your shoulders.

15. You will always feel it is necessary to deduct the weight of your boobs from the scale reading to obtain your real weight.

16. Suddenly jumping up and down for joy becomes embarrassing to you.

17. You immediately lose sight of the TV as soon as you lie on your back.

18. Wearing long necklaces becomes useless because you lose them forever in your cleavage.

19. You will wear cute shoes, but strain to see and admire them.

20. You’ll complain about your big boobs and the associated problems, but still prefer them to smaller boobs.

21. You always find yourself being rated against the immense size of your boobs.



Source: http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/21-embarrassing-things-that-happen-to-girls-with-big-boobs/

8 and 17 gat me laughing uncontrollably


We don't struggle to be FTC......... we make FTC anytime we feel like

I like bit-cheese with big boobs

Shout out to the endowed babes with great poise.

You are all well appreciated by us men who've got taste.

Look on the brighter side.

Where them BBW girls @?

Huh

Stale.

GMan650:
8 and 17 gat me laughing uncontrollably

GMan650:
8 and 17 gat me laughing uncontrollably

Mine is 4, 17 and 20, so so hillarious.

DonChippy:
Shout out to the endowed babes with great poise.

You are all well appreciated by us men who've got taste.

I've got taste but I hate them big. Average to minimum is best while handling.

Then trim it. Problem solved.

Pics?

Funny post.

too much of everything na wahala oo

xpac01:

I've got taste but I hate them big. Average to minimum is best while handling.

by minimum... do you mean those nonexistent odara looking things some refer to as brêasts... if so, then you'd have to delete the part of your post that says "I've got taste"

The bigger The better

Big breasts re disturbing... you just can't discuss with the lady without tilting your head downwards, especially when she wears something revealing. I like em' a little above average

#JuzSaying

Lordprez:

by minimum... do you mean those nonexistent odara looking things some refer to as brêasts... if so, then you'd have to delete the part of your post that says "I've got taste"


#JuzSaying

I shouldn't be squeezing empty palms and you expect that am in anyway feeling a thang. Squeezing empty palms can lead to bruises.
BTW: God that created odara also created oloma aswell as melon. Don't stigmatize them bro.

Lol....This post got me thinking

xpac01:

I shouldn't be squeezing empty palms and you expect that am in anyway feeling a thang. Squeezing empty palms can lead to bruises.
BTW: God that created odara also created oloma aswell as melon. Don't stigmatize them bro.

stigmatization of b00bs

now that's new.... so you like em' squeezable huh?

Proud boobsie

Number 4 is soo true

9, 10 and 14 too

Lordprez:

stigmatization of b00bs

now that's new.... so you like em' squeezable huh?

Not like the one that can strangulate my breath at night. Am ok with Genivive's(my crush).:-D

17! hilarious...

prettythicksme:
too much of everything na wahala oo

abi o ma sista, #teamAverageBoobs

Fabulocity:
Number 4 is soo true

9, 10 and 14 too

Have you got this big boobs?

mysticgal:
Proud boobsie

I no go hide am;gal u too fine gan

missyQween:
Lol....This post got me thinking

I was d first to like ur pic and I must confess that ur above post was misleading as regards the topic of discussion on ground and I also think ur boobs are on holiday

Op.u forgot to write that we cherish every opportunity to be alone and indoor so as to set them FREE especially sunny days!That NO.14 tho......!wearing an off shoulder top becomes impossible cos of those marks..funny enough,nothing can clear them off!!its well,sha.the lord is our strength...lol!!.