I am pregnant.

Too many lies mehn, can't point out even one...

ATM machine swallowed my card

That she doesn't love me any more but gets jealous seeing me with other girls.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IM DATING

I DON'T DOUBLE DATE.

[girl sleeping...she drooling]
Me: baby do you love me?
Girl: yes.......*slorps ...i love....uh

I bet she was sleeping!

She told me she was reading for a test in her room at about 2200hrs (UNIPORT) meanwhile she was somewhere in ımo state trying to find the hotel that she was meant to meet Mr Solo.




Mtchew!!all she could say after I caught her was, 'but we didn't do anything oh ' #smh

Gkemz:
That she doesn't love me any more but gets jealous seeing me with other girls.

Exactly they don't want anything to do with a BF but when they see another chic with their exes they explode with jealousy!

The greatest?.....I love you...

Spent three months trying to see the kitty. Omo every night na so so "pls stop I'm a virgin"

My Birthday came...after spending my money to cook rice and bake cake as my gift. Then all her friends left. Na so she grab my john dee... ha'an is this green light

Off pant -green light

Wear rain coat -green light

I got confused and continued.

As i was about to slide in she said wait!!!!!

I have a confession

I was joking I'm NOT a VIRGIN

Hmmmm the anger i use tear dat kpetus that night ehn!
After the Next day...neva picked any of her 25 missed call that came in daily

"I can never lie to you"

That phrase breaks my heart cos i gt confused why some one will lie that she can never lie to me while lieing

She schools at polytechnic of Califonia ;DShe schools at polytechnic of Califonia

'' Am a Virgin'' & ''I don't need your Money''

I don't like sex.
Yimu abeg.

Me after chatting with her for a while and got her laughing and all: so can I get your number? I really wanna look into ur pretty eyes up close
her: I don't give out my number please
Me: But why?
her: its just my policy.

Guys this gurl dey badoo with tongue out and booty pictures. The lie strong but how's always lie until they see the money.

I don,t go out@night

I have fallen victim to number 5...she bleeped me over. walahi girls are snakes

I'm not a virgin but I'm tite... Whereas it is well.
If u know what I mean...

ritababe:
lol, i told him am HIV positive after we return from shopping and he wanted to have his way .
the guy give me money join my transport say make I dey go.

Mumu be the guy..I would glady use a condom..Anyway I carry condom about so no need going to go buy it..

One lady told me valentines day is her birthday just to cash out on me. I found out the following year when her facebook birthday wasn't on vals day. I was pissed.

she'll neva av sex, n she dey go guy house everyday 2 sleep ova

"I'm so over my ex"
well, she married him 2years later.

Deejavuu:




Smh

And am planning to have another partner

1. My virginity is my pride.
2. I dnt like sex. I can stay 10yrs without it.
3. I was raped by ur friend.
4. He forced himself on me.
5. I was only testing u, I don't need your money.
6. He is jst a friend.
7. I can date any one. Money is not my problem.
8. My ATM got stock inside an ATM machine.
9. Hope u will allow me to sleep dis night.
10. I hate guys dat love sex.


Sooooo soooo many lies. I can't remember all.

I Will never stop loving you. lol, I guess she still loves me.

I don't usually do this,meanwhile the konjas dey echo

She said she is twenty one , I laugh and even fool her the more , I always think you are 18, 19 I replied .
The mumu laugh believing she had lied successfully . .

Girl is +4 than my age , I saved her number as linux

BlaqCoffee109:

U girls can lie ehh

She said and I quote "not every girl is interested in material things..."

I no ask am oooo
Couple of days later.....


"Take me shopping...I want you to buy one red gown for me....only 12000k"

LA buy LA bend...