I have been observing people in my church for a long time and I have made a list of the various kinds of people you find in a typical Nigerian church.

1. The first set of people are called the Bible Scholars. They are always very serious, writing everything the pastor says, and nodding their head every now and then. I was shocked to see a brother by my side today writing everything the pastor said including the "praise the lord", "amen" e.t.c they are always waving their hands and shouting yess at any little thing the pastor says.

2. The second set of people are called the talkers. All they do is to talk. Sometimes I wonder if there is pepper in their mouth as they just talk and laugh loudly. They wouldnt even hide it as they talk loudly and laugh carelessly. Sometimes it takes the intervention of the ushers to separate the two talkatives or group chatters. Once, a pastor on the altar shouted "Shut Up" on a girl from the
congregation out of reflex action due to her endless talking...

3. The Sleepers
this set of people sleep through out the service. They can be found at vintage points near the fans or a.c. They would then bow their heads and sleep off and when the ushers wake them up, they would insist that they were only sleeping, there was one minister that layed down on the floor all in the name of praying with anointing and he went to chibok from there...

4. Walkers
This set of people can walk from lagos to port harcourt. All they do is to go in and out of the church. They cant sit down comfort ably for 5 minutes. They always have something to do either to change money for offering or to buy tom tom and baba blue. You would hear them saying words like, sorry, pls excuse me, get your bag out of the way e.t.c. An elder in my church had to slap one brother like that because he was always going in and out, disturbing the woman. ..

5. The Eaters
People that belong to this group are fond of eating. Their mouth is always closed but moving rapidly. I could not beleive my eyes last wheek when I saw a woman, a choir member for that matter eating corn at the front row during service sshe brought differnt items from her bag like corn, plantain, e.t.c and was eating it stupidly to the amazement of the church members, the pastors wife had to seize her bags...

6. Frosh Kidz
this people come to church with a lo t of pride. They dress as if they are going to see Buhari. They also apply a lot of heavy make up (for girls). They dress extravagantly with all the latest dress or clothes reigning even though they don't have money. They would now start forming british accent. They wear all type of jwellry, head chain , neck chain, hand chain, waist chain, leg chain e.t.c. They usually come very late for notice me purpose holding their heads high and holding the latest technological gadgets in their hands as they catwalk to their seat hoping to impress that boy/girl they have been crushing on....
Which one do you belong to?
Feel free to add yours...

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Pastors-how to exort more money from worshippers.
God please forgive me if I av sinned though I av not touch ur annoited.

Those sect of people looking for flaws to say this church is fake. They will tell u all Yoruba churches are fake and there is no good church. They know their selves. They will only want to get a mistake prophecy or anything and say that pastor is fake. Their also another type of people.

Did this poo made FP?

The disobedients to Usher: He is always looking for where ladies sit to secure biurifool access to take numbr.He changes seat location d following sunday... E.g the posters above and below me.

The people that sing everytime e.g. during preaching and prayers

People that chew gum loudly throughout the service

Well, the list is not complete and funny as it should be.

I'll take those 6 any day over the 6 you will find in a Boko haram mosque ....

OMELEME!!

Ty

So nah watin yu go church dey do?
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I don go different church and have seen different babez

7) People like the Op that go to church just to observe other people actions

The observer - this are people that don't mind their business like the op.



my grandpa is now 106yrs old

me: grandpa what did u do that makes u old like this?

Grandpa: I used to mind my biz when I was young

The one that surprise me most are those who wear sun shades, and will not even smile during praise or worship time.

I belong to the group that go to church with the mindset of receiving the blessings of the service from God...

And I mind my business throughout the service.

I belong to the first set

Thank God im on fp today, i go say my mind. I av always wondered y pple esp uths here always insult d president. Before u come for my head, i neither support pdp nor apc but i feel and know its wrong. How on earth will sb say d president of d greatest black nation is a dullard? Can u say dat to ur father? I welcome constructive criticisms but not insult. Many of us just misuse d power of social media and instead of discussing issues dat will move our nation forward, we trade insults here. I think its is bad. We should not insult our leaders whether in d oppositn or d ruling party. I av never read or seen obama being insulted like our president on d internet. Is insulting and abusing d president d solutn? Even if he does not know as much as u, pls respect him for being our president.

Buhahaha Nigerians are the best very wonderful and happy people. I have been rolling I the floor.

funny

The hyper-active. just like me. my yansh no dey stay one place. its either i wan buy tomtom or drink kunu. or i wan piss. or i wan go talk to d bros wey dey outside. or i dy find charging point. or i dy dance to n fro for that girl to notice me. God wil help me.