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Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by Yehman(m): 7:19pm On Jan 31, 2016
When traffic comes to a complete stop at Germany, the drivers, by law, have to move towards the edge of each side of the road, creating an open lane for emergency vehicles... Why don't we have these rules
Sometimes last year, I saw a fire service truck stuck in a traffic gridlock with the siren blowing nonstop. Lol!

Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by Nobody: 7:34pm On Jan 31, 2016
Op, Nigeria and Germany ain't on d same Lane o shocked
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by bodejohn(m): 7:41pm On Jan 31, 2016
Future impossible tense...
Unfortunately, the chaos is not caused by aliens but Nigerians...yes, you and me.

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Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by myfantasies(f): 7:42pm On Jan 31, 2016
If e happen for naija make i bath naked grin
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by mperoakeem(m): 7:42pm On Jan 31, 2016
Trust Nigeria, especially those danfo and taxi drivers..... They no care
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jan 31, 2016
grin
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by vault(m): 7:45pm On Jan 31, 2016
Danfo drivers and trailers will make themselves emergency vehicle sharperly .......
unless soldiers carry gun and koboko pass,, and when they pass.... Nigerian vehicles would follow..... chai.

we really av a problem in this country, nobody would be so patient to do this..... some idiots would violet a law like this in naija and still claim to be right ,, nobody wants to admit wrong doing...... how do we grow with this

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Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by vault(m): 7:46pm On Jan 31, 2016
myfantasies:
If e happen for naija make i bath naked grin

so you bath with clothes on undecided
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by Gracito(f): 7:54pm On Jan 31, 2016
Nawao. O di mma. We aren't on d same lane wit Germany o but den, dear Nigerians, you and I are the Cause of our problems.
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by vault(m): 7:55pm On Jan 31, 2016
lalasticlala where are you....... we need this in fp, so we know we av problem in naija...... yes, you and I need to change
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by myfantasies(f): 7:56pm On Jan 31, 2016
vault:


so you bath with clothes on undecided
Yes

I take my bath with suit on grin
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by vault(m): 8:41pm On Jan 31, 2016
myfantasies:
Yes

I take my bath with suit on grin

gringringrin
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by brighthp(m): 10:30pm On Jan 31, 2016
Nice idea
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jan 31, 2016
That will only happen in 2045
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by Nobody: 2:26am On Feb 01, 2016
asuustrike2009:
That will only happen in 2045
Better re-adjust it.

Unless you mean year 3045... ..? .

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Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by opeyemiieblog(m): 7:17am On Feb 01, 2016
I don't think so
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by anelen(m): 2:11pm On Feb 01, 2016
i can't recall d last time i saw traffic light in my state
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by Nobody: 4:26pm On Feb 01, 2016
EVILFOREST:
Better re-adjust it.
Unless you mean year 3045... ..? .
I mean it especially the things they're putting in place in Lagos
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by tishbite709(m): 6:06pm On Feb 01, 2016
Germany is developed, Nigeria is still developing
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:18pm On Feb 01, 2016
Blastfinito
Re: Can This Be Possible In Nigeria? by Yehman(m): 8:38pm On Feb 01, 2016
Blastfinito:


Please I want know if the appearance of copied and pasted sentences look normal on nairaland. Help me check the pasted sentences below. Thanks.

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