Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,150,590 members, 7,809,136 topics. Date: Friday, 26 April 2024 at 12:53 AM

Which LASSA Rat Would U Kill First??? - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Which LASSA Rat Would U Kill First??? (658 Views)

"Our Members Didn't Vandalize Buhari's Office" - Rat Association Of Nigeria Kick / Which Rat Will You Kill First / When The Cat Is Afraid Of Contacting Lassa Fever (Pic) (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Which LASSA Rat Would U Kill First??? by maxwelljava: 9:21am On Feb 01, 2016
Which rat would u kill first
Be sincere........

You just came back from work to see 6 rats.
•1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate.
•2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Certificate.
•3rd was eating your Marriage Certificate.
•4th was eating your land and house documents.
•5th was eating your 99million dollars
.6th was eating your Bible or Quran.
7th was sheeting in your food making sure you get Lassa
Which one will you kill first?

Re: Which LASSA Rat Would U Kill First??? by Elosky20: 9:26am On Feb 01, 2016
The 5th one eating my money, because with that money i can buy back the remaining
Re: Which LASSA Rat Would U Kill First??? by Oladimejy(m): 9:31am On Feb 01, 2016
5
Re: Which LASSA Rat Would U Kill First??? by yungchief(m): 9:36am On Feb 01, 2016
No 5 sure pass
Re: Which LASSA Rat Would U Kill First??? by maxwelljava: 12:39pm On Feb 01, 2016
Can u buy health back

(1) (Reply)

Lai Mohammed Again? / I Am Crazy I Knw / God, Discussing Nigeria With The Angels

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 5
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.