I guess I should start by telling you why I created this thread. Well, in short FRUSTRATION! I grew up being very embarrassed about the size of my joystick. I would never change in front of people, and the bathroom in both my secondary school and university halls were complete hell for me.

I was afraid to even date women for a long time and the lack of confidence was very painful. Then as I got older I decided to do something about it and look for a way to change my situation. On this thread, I hope to share my 17 years of research, frustration and eventual joy with the hope that men who identify with my story can benefit.

Please Note: This is not a marketing thread or forum. I am not affiliated to any company or brand; neither will I market any product here. Out of respect and civility, I also ask that contributors should not come in here to market any product or spam this thread. I will not hesitate to report an abuse of thread to the moderators and press to have such “marketers” banned.

This is a serious issue that requires corresponding decorum. I invite anybody with genuine experience with joystick issues to contribute and share in this thread without fear of embarrassment or reproach.

Please read on.

As I started searching for an enlargement solution, I had no idea that it would be such a frustrating and expensive task. I thought it would be simple and it turned out to be like trying to find a needle in a haystack, a very expensive needle by the time I was done. I was getting more and more pissed off and I was almost to the point where it just wasn't worth the stress anymore.

I found out that most of the information out there was not information at all, it was advertising disguised as information. It cost me quite a bit of money and time to discover that single fact alone.

So out of anger for all those solutions that ripped me off or just didn't work as they claimed, and appreciation for a few of the brands that did work, I wanted to create a thread where I can share my experiences and also learn from other peoples’ experiences.
I wanted to create a thread to help others avoid what I went through and take advantage of what I learned along the way.

This is my Personal Joystick Enlargement thread that I update everyday. In here you will find research that I've done on Joystick Enlargement and various trials I performed with joystick enlargement products such as Pills, Pumps, Creams, Patches, Exercises, etc.
Like I said earlier, Please feel free to share your genuine experiences with this issue.

Read on.

'Before' nd 'aftr' pics of d joystick b4 i kwantinew to read on

Like I said, most of the products I tried did not work, and I must have tried almost all of the products I could lay my hands on- both in Nigeria and abroad.

So hopefully you can learn from my mistakes and avoid the aggravation and expense I went through. If you have already been unsuccessfully trying to find the product that works best then you know exactly why I would want to create this thread. If you have already found a product that is working for you then please let me know. If you are just starting out on this quest consider yourself lucky and continue to read this thread.

It is enough of a curse in life to need an enlargement solution in the first place, then getting ripped off trying to fix it seems like extra salt in the wound if you ask me. This thread is my response to that injustice. I hope you can appreciate the fact that I spent some of my time, energy and embarrassment posting a thread that basically tells the world I have a small joystick. At least I am helping others from a load of sorrow.

Khd95:
'Before' nd 'aftr' pics of d joystick b4 i kwantinew to read on

Wait na. Please cool down; let me finish my introduction

Experience 1: “Joystick Enlargement pump”

Okay, so I know a lot of “marketers” will come for me on this one. But just like I stated earlier, I am only here to speak the truth and to tell my personal experiences...... and that is all that matters.

Well, the “Joystick Enlargement pump” simply put won't make your joystick any bigger at all but it can help to achieve an erection if you cannot do so on your own and if drugs such as viagra will not work for you. It can indeed damage your joystick permanently if you use it incorrectly.

I ordered one these pumps from abroad at a time when many Nigerian men didn't even know what it was and I used it in anticipation of the promises the marketers made. Each time I used the pump, I experienced a (visual) and temporary engorgement of my joystick due to the vacuum suction effect that draws out blood into the joystick by force. But that was all to it.

I used the “Joystick Enlargement pump” exactly as instructed religiously for an initial 3 months (and I mean every damn day!), and then for a further 3 months…… just to clear any doubts. But nothing happened. What did I get? frequent pains and bruising, blisters, numbness and the feeling of trapped semen. Thankfully, I did not get the permanent damage that I later heard that many men get as a result of the pump- including busted arteries, induced impotence…….

This pump is all over Nigeria now. If you are thinking of using it for joystick size increment, then it is a waste of money and potentially you could damage yourself. Better to have a small joystick than to have none at all.

What are your thoughts? Anybody with a similar or different experience?


Next- Experience number 2

Following..

Please keep in mind I am not an expert Urologist or stuff, I am simply a guy with a level of personal experience and opinion. So everything in this thread is just that- the truth and my opinion based on personal experience.

Please continue to read on about my personal experience with the various methods of joystick enlargement available today.

jennyswt:
Following..

what are u looking for here abi do you have a joystick

Becoming more interesting as stipulated

For her guy enlargement

BadBullet:
what are u looking for here abi do you have a joystick

continue enlarging it till it becomes baloon

imaginethis:
Experience 1: “Joystick Enlargement pump”

Okay, so I know a lot of “marketers” will come for me on this one. But just like I stated earlier, I am only here to speak the truth and to tell my personal experiences...... and that is all that matters.

Well, the “Joystick Enlargement pump” simply put won't make your joystick any bigger at all but it can help to achieve an erection if you cannot do so on your own and if drugs such as viagra will not work for you. It can indeed damage your joystick permanently if you use it incorrectly.

I ordered one these pumps from abroad at a time when many Nigerian men didn't even know what it was and I used it in anticipation of the promises the marketers made. Each time I used the pump, I experienced a (visual) and temporary engorgement of my joystick due to the vacuum suction effect that draws out blood into the joystick by force. But that was all to it.

I used the “Joystick Enlargement pump” exactly as instructed religiously for an initial 3 months (and I mean every damn day!), and then for a further 3 months…… just to clear any doubts. But nothing happened. What did I get? frequent pains and bruising, blisters, numbness and the feeling of trapped semen. Thankfully, I did not get the permanent damage that I later heard that many men get as a result of the pump- including busted arteries, induced impotence…….

This pump is all over Nigeria now. If you are thinking of using it for joystick size increment, then it is a waste of money and potentially you could damage yourself. Better to have a small joystick than to have none at all.

What are your thoughts? Anybody with a similar or different experience?


Next- Experience number 2

Tanx, was abt recommending ds to a good friend.

cruzita:
continue enlarging it till it becomes baloon

try reading the post before rushing to comment

Oma307:
For her guy enlargement

badt guy

Oma307:
For her guy enlargement

badt guy

Oma307:
For her guy enlargement

badt guy

Nice... kimon

This is a great thread. Lalasticlala

**plants beans**

@poster above me.

*Yawns out of thread*

Well.........

following sha

do am cut and join na dt method sure

amebo

naijaboiy:
Just here to read stories.

@OP please be careful about these experiments o..

di*ck is way too fragile to get injured else one will be rendered useless for life..

Experience 2: Joystick Enlargement Creams

So the period of pumping without any success passed and I decided to try something different.

Enter Joystick Enlargement Creams.

I indulged in various Joystick enlarging creams for quite a number of years. These included creams I ordered from overseas, creams from the orient and India, and even ointments from local trado-practitioners (I will mention specific names in my subsequent posts). Although I started this new enlargement method as a skeptic, I soon found out that the passion to achieve my then life-long challenge ensured that I tried every cream available. This meant even combining various creams at the same time.

It soon became an obsession. I would apply these creams morning and night and would still carry them in my pocket “for the road” Suffice it to say that I used these creams so much that my joystick actually changed colour. I’m not sure why this happened but I suspect it had to do with the “chemicals” or something contained in these creams. This didn’t deter me and I continued with the cream rituals as it were.

It was during this “cream era” that I experienced one of the most embarrassing events of my life. I was in my 200 level in the university when one of my roommates stumbled on my collection of “magic creams”. All my roommates soon knew about my little secret and while some of them now understood why they had never seen my joystick and took pity on me, others simply made my life miserable with this discovery. To cut the long story short, I moved off campus, rented a room and continued the ritual- this time with even more intensity.

My quest to achieve my long held goal also led me to some local practitioners where I turned an in-patient, stayed for days and had my joystick massaged with different herbal ointments and mixtures. I shall tell the full tale some other time and also mention names.

Fast forward>>>>>

Did the creams work for me? Hell no.

In my view, joystick enlargement ointments are a waste of your time, energy and money. There is not one real scientific study that validates that an ointment, or cream, applied to your joystick can make it bigger. Further, it doesn't conform to the commonly accepted philosophy of how your joystick can grow anyway. But as many of my “fellow small joystickers" would admit, everything is often worth trying…… and trying very well. I tried the cream method and tried them very well. The truth is, after using over 20 different creams and ointments, the only thing that grows from enlargement creams are the bank accounts of the people selling them.

Look - if you truly want to get a bigger joystick, you need to look away from the creams and ointments being bandied everywhere. As with everything else in the joystick enlargement domain, knowledge is POWER, and information is EVERYTHING!

If you have had any experience with so-called joystick enlarging creams, please share. Otherwise, read on

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So wat later worked for you? Go straight to the point abeg

My oga, Come complete this story abeg, whether i go get solution here follow solve my own small wee wee problem,

Guys on this thread waiting patiently to find out the actual solution for theirs while the ladies on the other hand, we're eager to know the solution so that they will recommend it to their boo with small John Thomas.