Nubian113:
You guys are killing me!!!
Let me find one before he dumps me

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Oya see me I knw go dump u

LadyVerah:
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Valentine is here,so on the 13th many guys will start looking for excuse for a breakup,excuses like
1. Hey why will u call me by 8am,ITS OVER
2.why will u wear yellow shirt,I told you am allergic to yellow colours ITS OVER
3. Why will u close the door,ITS OVER
4.I said fry two eggs u fry one ITS OVEr
5.I told wash your clothes with Ariel u go use Klin ITS OVER
6.Why will u be using Airtel ITS OVER
7. Is this the noodles I told you to buy ITS OVER
8. Why will you call me with etisalat number,m after I told you how they collected my airtime ITS OVER
9. Jeez,u are still using king James bible ITS OVER
10.Why will you be Facebook before me,ITS OVER
11.why are you reading this post,
12.Why are u addicted to Social media.IT'S OVER


Flimpsy excuse add yours joor.....

And why should it not be over?...

masinga07:
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER

ogaa u re nuba one contender'''jooooo!!

boy- today's date is what?
girl- hmmmm I fink its 8th
boy-:ooo ooo u are now feeling too big to tell me its 8th/Feb/2016?? its overrrrrrrrr

Guy:Baby is there light? Girl: no Boy: it is over

i told you to come around 7.00am and u came by 7.02am, lateness is in you blood.....ITS OVER

Gave u two egg to boil one and fry one.. u fried the one that's suppose to be boiled and boils the one that's suppose to be fried. IT'S OVER.

masinga07:
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER

this got me cracking up

Y did u use my pix on ur dp,its over.

Me: Sweetheart, how did this Valentine thing come about?
Bae: Honey, I truly don't know o..
Me: You don't know??
Bae: Yes I don't.
Me: Okay! For not knowing, No Val outing

I asked you to come to the house, u said I love sex to much.....t'is over

masinga07:
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER

bros yours is d best, i have been laughing from d moment I saw dis. all d people i show can't help it but laugh. Nice one bro

Happy Valentinious Sunday guys!!!

akuracy:
Girl : Hello baby
Boy : What's up?
Girl : Baby, I just want to tell you that you are so sweet. In fact you are sweeter than sugar and honey.
Boy : I am so sweet ? Are you trying to tell me that I am diabetics ?

ITS OVER BETWEEN US IN THIS WORLD AND IN HEAVEN

lmao