Kazna69:

Yea cos I'm a multifaceted, multidimensional, multipotentialite!

Nubian113:


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johnydon22:
Exactly that's all your specifications require you go mould one or better still wait till "Jesus comes again" am sure he passed all the test

I agree.I'm saved. Now I want a sexy oil tycoon.

Kazna69:

I'm standing right here. Come get me!

QueenValerie:
I agree.I'm saved. Now I want a sex oil tycoon.

Exactly the point. Wait till Jesus comes again, he passes all your test so date him when he comes again.

But if you can't wait then enter the artist lab or your laptop and mould yours

QueenValerie:
The results are in an you don't qualify.Apologies.

johnydon22:
Exactly the point. Wait till Jesus comes again, he passes all your test so date him when he comes again.

But if you can't wait then enter the artist lab or your laptop and mould yours

Now I done told you I want the REAL thing.
An you're not bein' to big a help.So Goodday to you sir .

Kazna69:

HAAA! Illuminati confirmed. See RIGGING! No wonder Man City kept meeting Barca in UCL

I haven't the faintest idea of what yer sayin'.Goodbye sir.You have been dismissed.

QueenValerie:
WANTED:
Tall,sexy son of an aged oil tycoon.
For long term relationship with the possibility of marriage.
MUST be generous(with me) and obedient(to me)
Physical requirements:
Height:6'3 an up
Weight: fit
Teeth: sparkling white
Age: 20-37

If this sounds like you don't hesitate ta pm me

Dudeweedlmao:



You forgot to type what you have to offer

Dear sir,if you are not here to apply......go away

QueenValerie:
I haven't the faints idea of what yer sayin'.Goodbye sir.You have been dismissed.

Kazna69:

Scammers. Either they take your money or they take you. Ehen you're not a sports fan, we know. Park well joor

reallest:



Thanks for the correction.shecow ko hecow nii

QueenValerie:
If you don't leave I'll have the Op pitch you out.

Kazna69:

OP owes me half a mil for a guhd tyme

QueenValerie:
A difficult one.
I'll have ta pitch you out myself then *takes of heels*

Kazna69:

Oti ya werey la aro yi abi? OK (takes of clothes) Ma bo, sun mo mi...

QueenValerie:
Uh,can you say that in English?

Kazna69:

Translation: you're forming posh abi? OK L-O-L

But how am I formin' posh?

QueenValerie:
But how am I formin' posh?

Kazna69:

You're still forming posh on the fact that you're forming posh? Gawd! Double portion posh.

QueenValerie:
But I'm not,I really don't get it.

Kazna69:

OK stop, stop. I'll buy you a Porsche car. Which model do you want?

QueenValerie:
Stop playin' an tell me.

Kazna69:

So you don't want Porsche?

QueenValerie:

Kazna69:

Gurl wachu want? Pick

QueenValerie:
Goodbye.

QueenValerie:
WANTED:
Tall,sexy son of an aged oil tycoon.
For long term relationship with the possibility of marriage.
MUST be generous(with me) and obedient(to me)
Physical requirements:
Height:6'3 an up
Weight: fit
Teeth: sparkling white
Age: 20-37
If this sounds like you don't hesitate ta pm me

lexiconkabir:
6'3 minus 5'6 mhen she wont consider me at all , johnnydon22 over to you, i heard you are above 6'7 , nawa o.

Wait now do you have all of the other requirements? I might be able to make do.

QueenValerie:
Wait now do you have all of the other requirements? I might be able to make do.

lexiconkabir:
i'm a son of a broke father, i'm also broke, and i am very arrongant in otherwords i'm not obedient, i'm i in?

Oooffff.Off this thread now!!