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Naughty Grandpa... Lol by Nobody: 4:54pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons
him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not
surprised when Grandpa showed up with his
attorney.
The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an
extravagant lifestyle and no full-time
employment, which you explain by saying that
you win money gambling.
I’m not sure the IRS finds …that believable.’
I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,’ says
Grandpa. ‘How about a demonstration?’
The auditor thinks for a moment and said,
‘Okay. Go ahead.’
Grandpa says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars
that I can bite my own eye.’
The auditor thinks a moment and says, ‘It’s a
bet.’
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor’s jaw drops.
Grandpa says, ‘Now, I’ll bet you two thousand
dollars that I can bite my other eye.’
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so
he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his
good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has
wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s
attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
‘Want to go double or nothing?’ Grandpa asks
‘I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can
stand on one side of your desk, and pee into
that wastebasket on the other side, and never
get a drop anywhere in between.’
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but
he looks carefully and decides there’s no way
this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so
he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his
pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t
make the stream reach the wastebasket on the
other side, so he pretty much urinates all over
the auditor’s desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has
just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa’s attorney moans and puts his
head in his hands.
‘Are you okay?’ the auditor asks.
‘Not really,’ says the attorney. ‘This morning,
when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned
for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand
dollars that he could come in here and pee all
over your desk and you’d be happy about it.’ 2 Likes 1 Share |
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