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Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by stevesteve07: 11:08am On Feb 05, 2016
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Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by syntekglobal(f): 11:09am On Feb 05, 2016
This is not true, and it is misleading. Medically, the joystick is only erectile when there is blood circulation and it is pumped into the nerves to trigger and support an erection. Does it mean that even as the man is dead, his circulatory system is still Woking? [color=#000099][/color][b][/b]
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by shepherdnoble: 11:22am On Feb 05, 2016
He died for what he loved...
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by oluwasegun007(m): 11:34am On Feb 05, 2016
p;s lord no allow me follow where i pass com follow go ooooo
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by princewillfavor: 11:48am On Feb 05, 2016
END TIME PACKAGES....... BE CAREFUL!!!!!!PLS BE CAREFUL!!!!!!! THE MAN HAS GOTTEN A FREE AND DIRECT TICKET TO HELL NO TRAFFIC JAM ON HIS WAY TO THE LAND OF DESTRUCTION...... BY THE WAY NO BODY WILL DIE IN THE LAP OF DELILAH AND FIND HIMSELF IN ABRAHAM'S BOSOM.... THIS IS THE IMPOSSIBILITY GOD CAN DO FOR SUCH SOUL.... BEWARE, CAUSE AFTER DEATH JUDGEMENT FOLLOWS,.... cry kiss undecided lipsrsealed embarassed[/color][color=#770077][b][/b][left][/left][right][/right][center][/center][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by judondasylva(m): 11:49am On Feb 05, 2016
very strange
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Odeyinigbin(m): 11:56am On Feb 05, 2016
End tym proustitute!!!
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Aremu01(m): 11:56am On Feb 05, 2016
What a mystery
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by csbenedict: 12:01pm On Feb 05, 2016
One thousand ways to die. What a way
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by thawgy(m): 12:02pm On Feb 05, 2016
The Old dog finally bows out the Warrior way * 7 gun salutes to a bad man and takes hats off* Adieu Compadre, adieu!
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Nicepoker(m): 12:04pm On Feb 05, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry
na u be the victim. Not ur flatmate.
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Lionsclaw: 12:11pm On Feb 05, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry
you must be a verrryyyy dumb human being and I wont tell u why. I am sure others who quoted you must have told you why
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Tonason: 12:19pm On Feb 05, 2016
Check the woman whether she's married. If yes maybe the husband visited Africa. The husband may have put Magun there. The man didn't just die. Something killed him, by the look of things.
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by teewhydope(m): 12:28pm On Feb 05, 2016
banmee:


Oh my phucking God!!! even with proven scientific explanations, you still hang on to superstition. Why is it that it's only in Africa that this happens? And why is it that with all these powers Nigeria is not a super power?


Pls stfu!! Magun is real
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by olumidazz: 12:40pm On Feb 05, 2016
Dr dont teach me nonsense this theory na big lie.
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Standing5(m): 12:42pm On Feb 05, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry
Stupid comment. So the OP is suppose to change the original article to suit your brashly expressed opinion.
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by NovusHomo(m): 12:44pm On Feb 05, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry

I presume your doctor recommended fat asses, right?
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Duru009(m): 12:55pm On Feb 05, 2016
the man don tak viagra...........................
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by luv2luvu: 1:00pm On Feb 05, 2016
Wait o, wot if they ask him in heavens gate old man wot killed you on earth? His answer will be like i died inside totes........
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by srrrr(m): 1:07pm On Feb 05, 2016
niyi123:
How I wish this can be happening to all the fornicators and adulterous people out there.
It's really a cool lesson to fornicators.THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY.
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by banmee(m): 1:40pm On Feb 05, 2016
teewhydope:



Pls stfu!! Magun is real

I understand it's real in your mind, wink, but with all this magical "super powers" Nigeria has, you all should be living in eldorado na. Abi na only to manufacture MAGUN una get power? grin
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Bezed(m): 1:51pm On Feb 05, 2016
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NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry
you too sef be very big olodo, cos you don't know that there is something called penis captivus doesn't mean it does not exist... try and be very sure of something be4 showing your ignorance in the public... just imagine all the trash you wrote up there with confidence...your Olodo no get part.
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by kandiikane(m): 2:03pm On Feb 05, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus".[s]..It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.[/s]

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry

Look at how you just proudly flared up and called the writer wrong and an ediot yet you are the one who posted false information. And all the mumu's also went on to even like your comment without finding out what is vaginimus or penis captivus. Read a book before typing rubbish. You sound stup!d!

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Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by DMerciful(m): 2:25pm On Feb 05, 2016
How do you know that there is nothing like penis captivitus? Google is ur friend? Now apologise to d op grin'
NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by phemmyflexxy(m): 3:49pm On Feb 05, 2016
Home Sweet Home


No Place like Home
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by henrybomb(m): 4:01pm On Feb 05, 2016
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by PBundles(m): 4:28pm On Feb 05, 2016
Um sire, VAGINISMUS and Penis_ Captuvitus are synonyms. Penis Captuvitus is a form of VAGINISMUS. Check your facts before you says there is nothing like it. Sounds ignorant when it turns out to be be.

Also has nothing to do with athletics, in fact it affects women who are actually afraid of intercourse. More connected to anxiety if anything else.



NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by Krismart(m): 5:21pm On Feb 05, 2016
Na to dig d hole comot d old man pipe
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by classicaldon(m): 6:17pm On Feb 05, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry
My brother na penile captivus not vaginismus... Vaginismus is different. Google it... OP's right!
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by classicaldon(m): 6:18pm On Feb 05, 2016
Or better still, check wikipedia.
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by lumeneng22: 6:29pm On Feb 05, 2016
It is called maagun , English name thunderbolt. No be be prostitute na married woman or better put another mans wife.
Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by seangy4konji: 6:44pm On Feb 05, 2016
Eleyi gidi gan oooo


If person had told that man he can never make heaven. He will say God forbid.

Na hell fire direct first class ticket he got.

God save us from such ooooo

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