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New Lagos Traffic Rule by PentiumPro(f): 1:29pm On Feb 05, 2016
NEW LAGOS TRAFFIC COURT SITTING STARTS MONDAY FEB 8

Please make sure you always obey the traffic law in Lagos state from Monday 8 Feb 2016 as it will not be business as usual for lagosians.

There will be immediate mobile production of offenders and if they can't pay the fine, EWON straight. So tell the people you know that may call you for help.

We are in new Lagos now, no more business as usual again. The mobile court will be moving around with lawyers, black Maria, cashier, police and towing vehicles.

Pass the information to your brothers, sisters, friends, uncle's, church members, colleagues, neighbours and everybody.

Please do something now. Thanks.
Above sent as received.

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Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by funlord(m): 1:35pm On Feb 05, 2016
grin

Driving in eko wan baje oh?
Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by stevecantrell: 2:25pm On Feb 05, 2016
Death and taxes....smh.
Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by MarvelJ: 10:41pm On Feb 08, 2016
People who make calls and drive too.. hate it so much. Few seconds can end ur life or end someone else's life.
Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by StunningCEO: 11:27pm On Feb 08, 2016
PentiumPro:
NEW LAGOS TRAFFIC COURT SITTING STARTS MONDAY FEB 8

Please make sure you always obey the traffic law in Lagos state from Monday 8 Feb 2016 as it will not be business as usual for lagosians.

There will be immediate mobile production of offenders and if they can't pay the fine, EWON straight. So tell the people you know that may call you for help.

We are in new Lagos now, no more business as usual again. The mobile court will be moving around with lawyers, black Maria, cashier, police and towing vehicles.

Pass the information to your brothers, sisters, friends, uncle's, church members, colleagues, neighbours and everybody.

Please do something now. Thanks.
Above sent as received.

Wonderful .....the iPod youths will not like this...... grin grin grin....they are being marginalised by this action... grin
Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by braine(m): 12:10am On Feb 09, 2016
Hahaha. Hilarious shii.
Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by Nobody: 12:43am On Feb 09, 2016
@PentiumPro - No offence pls but everytime I look at your DP, I always fantasize about your thighs, u know, I have never felt something this big before and I have been curious to know or feel what is happening therein, but I get a very strong feeling that you owe me a very handsome & intelligent bouncing baby boy. grin

But how to implant the seed in your womb - whether by consensual IVF or the ancient missionary style a.k.a father & mother is what I have not yet figured out. grin

Anyways, I think Ambode should relax those traffic laws. grin

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Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by fistonati(m): 12:47am On Feb 09, 2016
If this rule excludes someone like Tinubu, am not interested.

Only in Nigeria you find 12 filling stations in a 5 kilometre roads but no single school in 5000 kilometres Axis.

God pls save my country

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Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by Lanretoye(m): 2:13am On Feb 09, 2016
Akathriel:
@PentiumPro - No offence pls but everytime I look at your DP, I always fantasize about your thighs, u know, I have never felt something this big before and I have been curious to know or feel what is happening therein, but I get a very strong feeling that you owe me a very handsome & intelligent bouncing baby boy. grin

But how to implant the seed in your womb - whether by consensual IVF or the ancient missionary style a.k.a father & mother is what I have not yet figured out. grin

Anyways, I think Ambode should relax those traffic laws. grin
Hmmm,see wetin pentium microprocessor dey do for you,if u come see core i7 wetin go happen?.lol

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Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by luvmijeje(f): 4:27am On Feb 09, 2016
Ambode is now working. Nigerians are not people you handle with soft hands.

They should be station at CMS and Apapa area permanently.

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Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by Flexherbal(m): 4:41am On Feb 09, 2016
Anything that can reduce traffic in Lagos is ok.

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Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by Nobody: 11:01am On Mar 25, 2016
PentiumPro:
NEW LAGOS TRAFFIC COURT SITTING STARTS MONDAY FEB 8

Please make sure you always obey the traffic law in Lagos state from Monday 8 Feb 2016 as it will not be business as usual for lagosians.

There will be immediate mobile production of offenders and if they can't pay the fine, EWON straight. So tell the people you know that may call you for help.

We are in new Lagos now, no more business as usual again. The mobile court will be moving around with lawyers, black Maria, cashier, police and towing vehicles.

Pass the information to your brothers, sisters, friends, uncle's, church members, colleagues, neighbours and everybody.

Please do something now. Thanks.
Above sent as received.
pentiumpro the rate you discredit igbo people you go marry igbo man finally pop. but really how can a beauty like you nurture such hate in you for a tribe. finally I don't mind hooking up with you.

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Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by richidinho(m): 7:22pm On Jun 02, 2016
PentiumPro:
NEW LAGOS TRAFFIC COURT SITTING STARTS MONDAY FEB 8

Please make sure you always obey the traffic law in Lagos state from Monday 8 Feb 2016 as it will not be business as usual for lagosians.

There will be immediate mobile production of offenders and if they can't pay the fine, EWON straight. So tell the people you know that may call you for help.

We are in new Lagos now, no more business as usual again. The mobile court will be moving around with lawyers, black Maria, cashier, police and towing vehicles.

Pass the information to your brothers, sisters, friends, uncle's, church members, colleagues, neighbours and everybody.

Please do something now. Thanks.
Above sent as received.

You are a very beautiful sombori
Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by temptnow: 7:27pm On Jun 02, 2016
richidinho:


You are a very beautiful sombori
that guy is a scammer. So you don already believe he's a girl. Oya send recharge card to her na. You're very beautiful. SMH
Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by richidinho(m): 7:49pm On Jun 02, 2016
temptnow:
that guy is a scammer. So you don already believe he's a girl. Oya send recharge card to her na. You're very beautiful. SMH
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Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by AgreatMan: 11:19pm On Aug 26, 2016
PentiumPro:
NEW LAGOS TRAFFIC COURT SITTING STARTS MONDAY FEB 8

Please make sure you always obey the traffic law in Lagos state from Monday 8 Feb 2016 as it will not be business as usual for lagosians.

There will be immediate mobile production of offenders and if they can't pay the fine, EWON straight. So tell the people you know that may call you for help.

We are in new Lagos now, no more business as usual again. The mobile court will be moving around with lawyers, black Maria, cashier, police and towing vehicles.

Pass the information to your brothers, sisters, friends, uncle's, church members, colleagues, neighbours and everybody.

Please do something now. Thanks.
Above sent as received.

Saw ur dp on a really popular website. Well, if d dp u hv there is urs anyway.
Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by LoveJesus87(m): 9:56am On Dec 30, 2016
PentiumPro:
NEW LAGOS TRAFFIC COURT SITTING STARTS MONDAY FEB 8

Please make sure you always obey the traffic law in Lagos state from Monday 8 Feb 2016 as it will not be business as usual for lagosians.

There will be immediate mobile production of offenders and if they can't pay the fine, EWON straight. So tell the people you know that may call you for help.

We are in new Lagos now, no more business as usual again. The mobile court will be moving around with lawyers, black Maria, cashier, police and towing vehicles.

Pass the information to your brothers, sisters, friends, uncle's, church members, colleagues, neighbours and everybody.

Please do something now. Thanks.
Above sent as received.
Informative. Compliments. How you doing today? smiley
Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by kettykin: 10:15am On Dec 30, 2016
Very good rules that should bring sanity to the roads of Lagos state.

Those who can't take should go and form their own country
Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by RockHard: 10:24am On Dec 30, 2016
Those unruly Danfo drivers go suffer pass with this new rule. cheesy
Re: New Lagos Traffic Rule by Nobody: 10:31am On Dec 30, 2016
B4 you know it Lagos would receive multiple Lawsuit and they would abandon this traffic law just like the environmental one. That's the beauty of a democracy anyway.

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