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Today's Kids Are So Spoilt by legaxi(m): 9:24am On Feb 07, 2016
Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:
1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not replying back to an elder
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished
11. Not greeting visitors
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset
16. Eating at the neighbour's home
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
26.Stumbling and falling when walking...

Re: Today's Kids Are So Spoilt by Nobody: 9:51am On Feb 07, 2016
Hehehehe... This guy just brought back ols memories Number 20, 18, 9 n 2
I suffer sha
Re: Today's Kids Are So Spoilt by Nobody: 10:34am On Feb 07, 2016
Loool.. grin This guy ehn! you nailed it all.

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