OMG!!! 16 Girls Gets Pregnant After Teenager Ejaculates In Pool


16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong, reports the Tallahassee Herald this morning. A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men attending the birthday celebration ejaculated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.
“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration. “It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant. The young man claims there was no s*x at the party at all and that he only ejaculated in the pool by accident.
“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild s*x orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes,” says the 15 year old. “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere.
Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes the young man has a rare medical condition calledspermafortiswhich makes his semen unusually potent. “Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer fromspermafortishave sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.

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Mitcheeeeew

Gosh! That dude's spunk is so fertile.

Serious case

Abortion straight, else some of them will give birth to fish, dolphin or mammy water spirit. God forbid

this is gold !

I wish I was the lucky guy.

Estharfabian:

is this even Possible? Like all "16" of them got pregnant? That was a whole lotta Spermatozoa!

We have about 3 Billion is a cup full.

A drop is enough to populate Lagos.

Boybrano:
I wish I was the lucky guy.

Na lie joor

I smell lies

Hmmmn, and all 16 of them were ovulating on dat day...lies everywhere

Maybe the girls swallowed the sperm, this is just impossible abeg

So crazy to be true.. If there ain't no source for this, I'm so not eating this beans and plantain

Lmao if I hear

Estharfabian:
Baby mamaz Spree!


Lmfao!

is this even Possible? Like all "16" of them got pregnant? That was a whole lotta fertile, Angry, Ass-kicking Spermatozoa!

wonder fluid
he must be related to 2face

Estharfabian:
LoL! The guy could make A fortune outta Those jellies..

Like helping Barren Couples and all? He should start a business. "Wonder fluids sold here" Get one drop and conceive!

Lmao.That Cracked Me Up.

This is so not true, even if the guy ejaculated inside the pool, how did the sperm find its way into the womb of all those girls, where they swimming naked, even if they were, it's not possible for the sperm go reach their womb. Swallowing the water with the sperm can't even get you pregnant. I don't believe this story joor

WTF..... super fertile sperm

lie of the century. spermatozoa cant even survive in chlorine, talk more of impregnating someone. i believe those girls got pregnant after wild sex at the party, then try to blame it on one person

Adonis3:
excuse me...


This is fvcking BS!


Is it even possible for a man to impregnate two women on a single round of ejaculation?



There has to be certain quantity for it to even get the chance to fertilize any egg



Plus how did the diluted semen swim to the pvssies of the girls




#Adonis3HasSopken

Maybe u didn't read all, and it takes just one sperm to fertilise an ege

This is seriously serious. Except the guy is using our fertility product:

www.nairaland.com/2852801/top-secret-make-stick-love#41799881

Estharfabian:
LoL!
The guy could make A fortune outta Those jellies..


Like helping Barren Couples and all?
He should start a business.
"Wonder fluids sold here" Get one drop and conceive!

Esther you will not kee somebody on nl

'Wonder fluids indeed'

PushMusic:

We have about 3 Billion is a cup full.

A drop is enough to populate Lagos.

I concur..

more than enof sef.

i cum just waste my sperm 4 nylon since sec skul days

Make the dude no do mistake say he wan play(raw) with his babe or like those dudes that always make me wanna puke, the "let me insert just the tip crew" cos na one chance with this kinda guy. His precum would be far richer than the sperm of average guys.