The following are types of people you will meet
anyday anytime;

1. THE PEN BORROWERS:
They are always in the bank, common pen dey
won't have. This people are very dangerous,
once u borrow them the pen, u might find it
difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria,
once someone tells u "can i have ur pen".
.Believe me bros, that is the last time u will see
that Pen (except if u are lucky).



2. THE I DEY YOUR BACK TEAM:
Immediately they enter the bank, even before
taking d slips (withdrawal or deposit) all they do
is to know the last person and u hear them
saying, i am at ur back. If care is not taking 8
people can tell u "I dey ur back", then at the end
of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin
back, I don tell am I was here before u blah
blah).



3. THE NO PROTOCOL PEOPLE: These kind of
people
don't obey the first come, first serve slogan, they
are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come
in, they just walk up to the cashier or Manager,
he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they
have completed their transactions while u still
dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(There is
God oooo).



4. THE BANK DOOR REJECTEES:
These people will always have a problem with
the bank door, then u see dem removing their
belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the
machine keeps shooting "pls go back". . . . My
bros next time come to bank Unclad, biko, he go
allow u in. Lol.



5. THE SLIP WASTERS: These kind of people can
waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal slip
or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them
canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another
one. To write common #18,067 naira in words na
gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are
found wanting in this scenario. Chai.



6. THE EXILE MEN: These people usually behave
like dem no dey this world since 2 years, they
will
always be asking for today's date, even after
telling them the correct date, they will ask
someone else again. I tire for these people. So
which category do u fall
into?

so true

This is hilarious cause am all of d above

Jesus is Lord!!!

The 1,2 and 4 will always remain... I rep no.2 anytime... In our bid to adapt to due process

I rep #team1 anyday!