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The Advantages & Disadvantages Of Being An Illetrate by adainternet14: 12:09pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
An Ijesa engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Ijesa man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Ijesa man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Ijesa man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Ijesa man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Ijesa man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Ijesa man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k" You can't beat an Ijesa man.
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Re: The Advantages & Disadvantages Of Being An Illetrate by tutorng: 2:54pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
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