BREAKING NEWS ..........

EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED!
Report says dat Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year.
He claims the 30 pieces of silver is too small due to current economy situation.
He is demanding 100% increment on the amount.
Negotiation is still
ongoing which means that Easter may not be celebrated this year.
You are hereby advised to free ur goats and chicken awaiting
crucifixion during the Easter season pending when he(Judas) will receive alert
4rm his bank.
Judas and his entire family duly apologise for the inconveniences
caused.......