Behold it is written in the book
of
February
chapter 14 verse 1
"And it shall come to pass that
on val's day,excuses shall arise again, ;
my
battery died, my credit got
finished, my DP refused to
change, my
boss selected me for the
trip, traffic jams etc... When
thou seeth
this signs, be calm, fear
thou not, keep thy peace and
know that verily verily..thou
art not
thy boo's boo , thou art a side
chick.
Verse 2 Even when you
receive gifts, calls, or were taken out,
Remember my dear daughter
that all will
end on the bed
Verse 3: Behold babe, i stand @
d door of ur hostel nd knock, if u hear my
voice nd open d door, i will
come in nd eat wit u,
dine wit u nd share d gifts i av
4 u.
Verse 4: Blessed is the boy that bothers
not himself 4 any girl 4 peace i
will grant
to him.
Verse 5: Hear ye hear ye For
girls so love February 14 that they
gave their only begotten
dignity in
exchange for a date ,but know
ye that
who so ever doesn't make that mistake
shall not have the fear of 9
month
assignment.

LoL