Someone sent this to me and I've been laughing
my lungs out ever since...
DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN IN GOVERNMENT
1. When you chop alone in government and no
one chops with you, that is called OBJ
2. When you chop in government and you allow
others to chop their own,that is called IBB
3. When you chop in government and you give
others from what you have chopulated, that is
called ABDUSALLAM
4. When you chop in government and d place you
are chopin eventually fold up, that is called
ATIKU
5. When you dey chop in government, you no
remember your driver, secretary, office
assistants, dat is called GOWON
6. When you dey chop alone in government, no
remember anybody, you kon dey get headache
today, fever tomoro, hehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo
laff...dat one is called EARNEST SHONEKAN
7. When dem just appoint you for government
position, and you just chop small, auditors kon
come say bring all papers, dat is called JIM
NWOBODO
8. When you chop with arrogance, hide money
for London, US etc and you come gat cancer, na
ALLISON DEIZANI you be.
9. When you want to chop in government and
you give others to chop before you begin to
chop, that is called GOODLUCK JONATHAN
10. When you are chopin your own in
government and you call your friends to come
and chop their own too, that is called JAMES
IBORI
11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you
no chop anything, that is called Fashola
12. When you chop from this government, that
government, this government, that government
like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one
is called Tinubu
13. When you chop in government so taaay you
scatter ground, three houses for America, two
for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as
madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey
go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat
one is called Orji Uzor Kalu
14. When you chop well well for government and
people know say you chop well well but you dey
deny say you chop well well, dat one is called
Rotimi Amaechi
15. When you chop in government so tay you
are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat
one is called Dasuki
16. When you see government money and can't
chop and won't let others chop, dat one is
called Buhari

cORRECTION

16 SHOULD BE ....WHEN YOU SEE GOVERNMENT MONEY AND YOU LOSE APETITE.[b][/b][color=#990000][/color]... NA BUHARI

Buhari Lol...The man is a honest man to be candid. those wailing are just the group of pple Wey Baba no allow dem chop. As d tin no favour dem dey gat wail....Anyway Wailing is allowed, Permission for dem to continue wailing is granted!!!

sai buhari. the correct yam keeper

Hehehe! I now understand why all those 'choppers' and Wailers don't like Baba.

Buhari is ************

forget buari's ''i am not kworopt'' posture. d guy na confirm yam eater.

That orji uzor kalu own sef.

the choppers

.

OZAOEKPE:
Buhari is ************

***********a dullard

What of the $2b missing under Buhar :-Xi

When you chop sotay you no fit differentiate between public funds and poisoned apple, guess who you are...

EternalTruths:
What of the $2b missing under Buhar :-Xi

With the way Buhari is unjustly hated and crucified, you think such a matter would be swept under the carpet?

EternalTruths:
What of the $2b missing under Buhar :-Xi

There was no missing $2 billion. It was all a propaganda.

The most dangerous is Atiku

OneManLegion:

There was no missing $2 billion. It was all a propaganda.

Yes you are "right" there was no $2billion theft... What do you think of a man under Abacha's regime and still told Nigerians that Abacha looted no a dime from the country's treasury? www.nairaland.com/607825/abacha-never-stole-say-buhari
Just as you will say his wife didn't chop in Harlliburton scandal, then she should travel to US then you will know if interpol have been waiting for such second and not day...
Brother me, these people are all rogues...
If Abacha can be a saint which is the yardstick or barometer for justifying the integrity of PMB that means he is worst than those he claim to chase in his so-called corruption war because he is deceitful thereby he is too corrupt...make your research and confirm if I am wrong. I rest my case.

haters beware

who told u

that 16 who told u

No 16 though very funny and the first comment too. No.9 should have been "when you enter government as a shooeless son of a fisherman come chop in government so tey become the richest president in Africa come surround yourself with all manner of questionable characters and also defended their corrupt activities to earn their defence and protection that is called Goodluck Jonathan.

OneManLegion:
When you chop sotay you no fit differentiate between public funds and poisoned apple, guess who you are...

ABACHA

OneManLegion:

There was no missing $2 billion. It was all a propaganda.

so is d non existing $20 billion.

Confused

rattlesnake:

16. When you see government money and can't
chop and won't let others chop, dat one is
called Buhari

Buhari my old-man-crush

drss:
forget buari's ''i am not kworopt'' posture. d guy na confirm yam eater.

u are just been jealous of a good man, take a go and die posture

Jesusloveyou:
u are just been jealous of a good man, take a go and die posture

whether u like it or not, buari is totally kworopt.

[/color]14. When you chop well well for government and
people know say you chop well well but you dey
deny say you chop well well, dat one is called
Rotimi Amaechi[color=#006600]



Zombies will not use their brains because they are zombies.


Wen u chop from Ameachi and Fashola,what are you.then?

Is this what Donald Trump said about Buhari? You are just miss leading people to ur so called trend that dose not make any sense

How this one come relate with donald trump?

ABACHA

OneManLegion:
When you chop sotay you no fit differentiate between public funds and poisoned apple, guess who you are...

Femich18:
Buhari Lol...The man is a honest man to be candid. those wailing are just the group of pple Wey Baba no allow dem chop. As d tin no favour dem dey gat wail....Anyway Wailing is allowed, Permission for dem to continue wailing is granted!!!

Bros who come tell you Buhari no dey chop?? Who tell you say him clean at list him agree say Dasuki give am 2 SUV jeep, that one Na wetin Biko?