Interview with an Agbero in Lagos. {From every nonsense, there is sense in it.}

He was asked;
What Should Government Do With Recovered Looted Funds?

We are Nigeria citizen na
Government can help us na
Government can do empowerment of us
They can help my solution
like me I am a barbing
If government empower me, give me shop...give me clipper...give me everything
I will work..there will no be a thief
You look all those Agege boys they are calling Awawa, all of them dey get hand job
but when they work in conductor...when lastma hold them
there is no money to take to house...so corruption will start
there is no wey we can do it.
ok me now i am agbero...taskforce come and arrest me...collect all my money
you tell me say we are a change...which kind change?
I wan go house go look?
No, my wife no go greet me welcome na
E go just say idiot man...i go hopeless...i come hopeless
so let government change us! empowerment us!