So i was just going ma facebook page and I saw these collection of pete's proverbs so decided to share with you guys with 1,3 $ 7 as ma fa4rites..

PETE EDOCHIE's COLLECTION OF PROVERBS
1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to
wear clothes, does not guarantee it to join the
dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting
for them to be ripe, others are eating them with
salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head for coconut to be broken on,
will not partake in the
eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl
without saying a word, ends up fetching water for
guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after
withdrawing from the ATM, has serious issues with trust.
6. If someone that was going to chop off your
head ended up knocking off your cap, you should be
grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the
Private part suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having a
Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the
wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent a
space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them
out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but
allowing it to rise before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple. Though there is
constant friction between them,
they will still love and live together.


*Which one is your favourite

Feel free to add urs..

Monkey wey go market and he no return something for don happen
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