Ma guys shine your eyes, sometimes when you are chilling at a restaurant or any public place, you see different kind of ladies there with different agendas. Some go alone, while others go in a cliq. For those who are looking for 'boyfriends' to help sponsor their food and/or transport fare (sometimes sef they go with the hopes someone will drop them home), there are certain signs they exhibit for you to know they are looking for a potential maga.


1. They pick the most visible spot in the restaurant to seat. It could even be a seat close to the entrance where they would easily be spotted by those coming in without stress.

2. Then study the menu like they are studying for JAMB. They might not be paying attention to the menu but they are forming serious like they are afford what they want to order.

3. It takes roughly thirty minutes to an hour for them to decide an item on the menu they want. Haba na finaly year exam?

4. And when they do, it’s usually the cheapest. Malt, coke, cranberry juice or orange juice. That way, if no guy approach them, they would easily pay it off and go home disappointed, and arrange another day they would hunt magas.

5. They take a lot of selfies while waiting for their order. That easily attracts attention when they make noise with their mouths and phones.

6. They laugh a lot to nothing in particular…and very loud to attract the attention of prospective boyfriends seated.

7. It is common to find them laughing loud one minute and sober the next minute when they feel a potential lead may never approach their table.

8. Their eye lashes looks like they are ready to fly. Heavy makeup is the costume. Pushup bra and waist trainer is the dress code. Add a strappy sandals & ombre wig to that. As in dress to kill!

9. They are usually with power banks cos they know it’s going to be long wait. And of course, that time can be spent in achieving the next level in Candy Crush. Shege! If na job hunt u go find, you for don find am tey tey.

10. They keep staring around anytime anyone walks in as though they are human drone cameras. They are busy sizing you up to estimate your worth or deliberate making sure that the guy and her have eye contact. Unfortunately, most men start catching feelings from there. Ma guys why?

11. They make quick dashes to the rest room every fifteen minutes to remind candidates seated that they are still waiting. If you dey wait for me, walai, you go dry pass desert sand.

12. And of course, to retouch their lipstick and rearrange the foam in their bra. Looking good is good business so they have to ensure they are well packaged at every minute.

13. Accent fluctuates between American, British, and pidgin depending on who is walking past their table. Dem for just go study linguistics.

14. When it’s time to pay for their drinks using POS or raw cash after an unsuccessful outing, they pull out up to four ATM cards or their change and contribute in fractions like as if dem wan do church offering. The only change on their hands is their bike fare.

With all these... If they invest their time looking for menial jobs, they will get easy.

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/02/guys-how-to-identify-broke-ladies.html

Lol, we sabi them die wen we see them

dazzlingd:
Lol, we sabi them die wen we see them

I suppose learn from u be that

Did you write this?

abimbawealth:
Did you write this?

yea i did

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DJBIGGY:


yea i did

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DJBIGGY:

yea i did

lmfaoooooooo 'yeah I did' abi? Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo. Another Ctrl V blogger

abimbawealth:
Cc: Naijasinglegirl

I write and he interprets. Lmfao

You didn't even wait small before copying someone's material.. na wa oo

Naijasinglegirl:
I write and he interprets. Lmfao

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