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Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(m): 10:04am On Feb 14, 2016
It’ s always been said that you can tell a man ’ s penis size by the size of his feet , but did you know that you can actually get an approximate idea about the size and shape of a woman’ s vagina based on her facial features?
IT ’ S TRUE I TELL YOU! Believe it or not , Taoist Matchmakers in China were known for pairing couples together based on how well their genitals fit together , and they used the facial features of each person to make that determination . Pretty cool huh ?
Yes , a man ’ s penis size can be determined from examining his facial features as well, but this post will focus on the lovely vagina! Each feature on the face correlates to a different characteristic of the vagina , and you may be surprised to find out what the eyes , lips, nose and cheek bones of a woman reveal! It is important for the penis to fit perfectly within the vagina for maximum comfort and pleasure, so take a look at these clues. According to compassionatedragon.com In Taoist matchmaking tradition : If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short Vagina.
If she has big , thick lips , her Vagina is will be wide and thick .
If she has deep set eyes her Vagina will be deep.
A woman with ‘ skinny ’ eyelids will have a deep Vagina.
A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short Vagina.
A Woman with bulging eyes , will have a very short Vagina ( women with short vaginas should avoid men with large / long joysticks to avoid damage to the cervix ).
A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vagina. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Vagina.
A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Vagina. Again, the bigger the eyes , the bigger the Vagina. ( Short joysticks are not for you boo !)
A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep Vagina.
Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic Vagina. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm , and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a ‘ talking Vagina. ’
A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard , dry Vagina.
A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws will have a small , crooked Vagina. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem .
However , if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow penis.
If a woman has a narrow forehead and flat nose , she will have a short , wide vagina.
if she has protruding cheek bones , she will have a very deep Vagina and a strong sexual desire.
There are factors that can ceate variations of these qualities , but these features allude to natural tendencies when it comes to the qualities of a woman ’s vagina .
Test these theories out on your partner for fun and see if you can guess the shape , depth and texture of her vagina by examining her facial features ! It will be a fun way to deepen your fantasies about what’ s between her legs.
SOURCE: http :/ / www . compassionatedragon . com / taoist _sex _compatibility .html

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Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ORACLE1975(m): 10:05am On Feb 14, 2016
grin grin grin grin
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by doomsdayII(m): 10:07am On Feb 14, 2016
Then a blind woman will forever be a virgin

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Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Nobody: 10:09am On Feb 14, 2016
You're yet to describe freecocoa who gat two men fighting over her since 2012.....
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by gabinogem(m): 10:15am On Feb 14, 2016
Funny guess...

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Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(m): 10:16am On Feb 14, 2016
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Big lips: The woman with large lips or a protruding mouth likely has an outie vagina . Her pussy lips will be surrounding by the soft pink inner labia hanging out. Other names for this type of vagina are Beef Curtains, Meat Hooks, Walnut, Bubble Gum - you get the idea.

Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(m): 10:19am On Feb 14, 2016
Small lips/small mouth: These women will have a small, innie vagina . The type of vagina you imagine is part of a porn star. Does this make her vagina better ? If you have a really big dick, you won't be able to fit it all in. This chick will jump when you enter her and hold you back from properly fucking.

Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(m): 10:21am On Feb 14, 2016
Wide mouth: If you see a woman with a wide mouth, when she smiles you can see almost all of her teeth she probably has a vagina the size of the Grand Canyon. This type of woman will be hard to please, you might feel like you cock is lost in a black hole. If you aren't sporting a dick like Ron Jeremy might want to just forget about satisfying sex with this woman!

Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by praxisnetworks: 10:22am On Feb 14, 2016
SmartChoices:
You're yet to describe freecocoa who gat two men fighting over her since 2012.....
True!
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(m): 10:24am On Feb 14, 2016
SmartChoices:
You're yet to describe freecocoa who gat two men fighting over her since 2012.....
grin
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by sinaj(f): 10:26am On Feb 14, 2016
Lemme confirm first

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Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by hardae(m): 10:26am On Feb 14, 2016
this post makes no sense

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Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(m): 10:30am On Feb 14, 2016
sinaj:
Lemme confirm first
Are you in front of mirror grin

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Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Nobody: 11:18am On Feb 14, 2016
Sai BaBa
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by cruzita(f): 11:33am On Feb 14, 2016
undecided where I belong self
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Qualer: 11:54am On Feb 14, 2016
sinaj:
Lemme confirm first

ah! no need.. we know say na lagos lagoon dey inbetween your legs... i will not be crossing that path anytime soon.. grin grin grin grin

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Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Ourown(m): 12:03pm On Feb 14, 2016
cruzita:
undecided where I belong self

Make I tell em
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by praxisnetworks: 12:09pm On Feb 14, 2016
cruzita:
undecided where I belong self
After our Val experiment.... Since you're not holding the priest's microphone again.... I will gladly inform the forum where you belong..... Jedi 2 weeks therapy.... With Viagra 3 weeks therapy... All bionic awaits you.....

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Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by OgaJonah(m): 12:32pm On Feb 14, 2016
cruzita:
undecided where I belong self

letme confirm first grin shocked
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Nobody: 12:37pm On Feb 14, 2016
grin grin
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by sinaj(f): 12:40pm On Feb 14, 2016
ademasta:

Are you in front of mirror grin
lol mirror nd torch
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by sinaj(f): 12:45pm On Feb 14, 2016
Qualer:


ah! no need.. we know say na lagos lagoon dey inbetween your legs... i will not be crossing that path anytime soon.. grin grin grin grin
undecided



Abi u dick na b like matches stick?

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Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(m): 12:49pm On Feb 14, 2016
sinaj:
lol mirror nd torch
grin torch? To do wetin
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(m): 12:51pm On Feb 14, 2016
cruzita:
undecided where I belong self
Until we see your face we cannot categorically place you grin

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Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(m): 12:52pm On Feb 14, 2016
OgaJonah:
letme confirm first grin shocked
grin
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by ademasta(m): 12:54pm On Feb 14, 2016
Qualer:


ah! no need.. we know say na lagos lagoon dey inbetween your legs... i will not be crossing that path anytime soon.. grin grin grin grin
Mediterranean sea grin

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Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by izuch(m): 1:47pm On Feb 14, 2016
This is lame and very dumb undecided
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Nobody: 1:53pm On Feb 14, 2016
pure trash so incorrect
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Nobody: 2:15pm On Feb 14, 2016
IQ of this write-up is......?
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Ishilove: 2:50pm On Feb 14, 2016
embarassed

Haaa! embarassed embarassed

*runs to go look at the mirror*

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Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Nickymezor(f): 2:53pm On Feb 14, 2016
Hmmmm, wat a thread undecided
Re: Pic: What Your Face Says About Your Vagina by Ishilove: 2:56pm On Feb 14, 2016
Hian. L'ekwam osisi eh...

Ujsizzle, tufanja, safarigirl, justi4jesu, avicky, kachisbarbie, bia l'eya undecided

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